knower who yeps

Get off my lawn. Queer. it/its. Multiply disabled, mentally ill, autistic, white. Do not screenshot my blog. Icon: @zangerdanger

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[parkchanwoohoo]

Some old guy on Instagram using AI to express make the Chipettes flirt with him was already funny to me, but his moronic video being posted on an "Expose Pedophiles" Twitter account taking it completely seriously made me crack the fuck up

[parkchanwoohoo]

I think you can find things creepy or cringe but if your account is about "exposing pedophiles" and you feel comfortable posting the content you're trying to condemn in its uncensored entirety I'm guessing it's not all that serious and I think you know it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Like I think that's the difference for me: If you felt the content was truly disturbing and indicative of an actual risk of harm, you would not be posting it! You would not be posting the entire thing and going "Oh my god LOOK everybody, LOOK at this!! Look at this DISGUSTING THING" like no dude if you were sincere about thinking that was comparable to cp you would not be posting it at all, you wouldn't have dared download it, and you certainly wouldn't be like "SOMEONE needs to do something" like you know very well there are many someones who could help and who wouldn't because they'd be like "Okay so he used... Sora to make the Chipettes watch Obsession with him?" Like what's with this game I feel like lolcowing used to be more honest about making fun of embarrassing people

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[silvermoon424]

I need to scream this from the rooftops:

IF YOU CAN’T GET A JOB, IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS DEEPLY BROKEN!!!!!!!!

The hiring process has never been great, but in the past couple of years it’s hit rock bottom. Ghost jobs probably outnumber real jobs on job sites. Recruiters and HR use AI which throws out 90% of resumes before a real human being sees them. And most companies are hellbent on holding out for a unicorn candidate- meaning someone who already knows how to do the EXACT role without any training while also accepting entry level wages- instead of investing in new people.

It’s fucking hard out there right now. You are not alone and it’s not your fault if you can’t get hired.

[warriorsdebt]

--- Genuinely cannot stop thinking about this exchange. What was happening? Like can this person genuinely just not read a scientific source and got weirdly aggressive about it? Is this a totally batshit method of attempting to advance the same weird conspiracy about handedness as the study? Did they make up a "fact" for funsies and then pick the worst conceivable source to try to back themselves up? What the fuck? (easy link to the article for the curious)

[warriorsdebt]

I really think that me (and most of the people I know) having to google every single obscure tone tag you're littering your sentences with is making digital communication less accessible, not more. Just use your words I'm so serious.

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[phantomrose96]

in many ways dead senators, too, can be a gachapon

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[birdsareblooming]

thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever

[birdsareblooming]

oh i'm also saying this one all the time forever

[souplover13]

images: tags.

#nothing is above critique but also so many ppl are dogshit at criticism so here we are

#nothing is above critique and that includes your critiques

end image descriptions.

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[dogpuppy]

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[warriorsdebt]

Hey do you guys want to see the most miserable reddit user ever

[warriorsdebt]

Okay here they are. First, the thread, for context. For a little scene-setting.

And now the shittiest motherfucker to ever crawl out of the ocean:

[warriorsdebt]

UPDATE: since this thread, nearly every single new post on r/kindle is a photo the poster took while reading in public

[warriorsdebt]

Hey do you guys want to see the most miserable reddit user ever

[warriorsdebt]

Okay here they are. First, the thread, for context. For a little scene-setting.

And now the shittiest motherfucker to ever crawl out of the ocean:

[warriorsdebt]

Hey do you guys want to see the most miserable reddit user ever

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."