“I am familiar with the clitoris.”
She smiled. “Then you’re already doing better than some of the blokes I’ve slept with. Do you want to kiss me?”
“Not especially.”
“Well, what do you want, you incredibly odd man?”

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“I am familiar with the clitoris.”
She smiled. “Then you’re already doing better than some of the blokes I’ve slept with. Do you want to kiss me?”
“Not especially.”
“Well, what do you want, you incredibly odd man?”
Sherlock and Fem!John have sex in an alley.
This story is too short to need any more of a summary.
In which Joanna is not at all distracted, and Sherlock is perfectly objective. More or less.
Fem!Sherlock almost never gets her period, but when she does, it's a nightmare. Cue John Watson, ready to help her feel better any way he can.