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Jodie: hello, General, how are you

General McGrath: We need you to complete a mission for us.

Jodie: *slaps Ryan's ass so loud it deafens him* i said how are you

General McGrath: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?

Jodie: Uh, sure?

McGrath, pulling out his phone: I was hula hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Jodie: *looks at the photos* Oh my God.

McGrath: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Jodie: Why are you telling me this?

McGrath, deleting the pictures: Because no one will ever believe you.

Jodie: You sick son of a bitch.

General McGrath: Holmes.

Jodie: Hello, General. You're looking old and sickly today.

Jodie: Why can't you guys just try to see things from my point of view?

General McGrath, smiling evilly and crouching down to Jodie's height: I don't-

Jodie: *fucking roundhouse kicks him in the face*

Jodie, slightly disheveled and out of breath: Sorry I'm late, I was doing... stuff.

General McGrath, bursting in, breathing heavily and clothes a mess: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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