#generic dinosaur

[pimruca]

Is Yor even doing anything strenuous? Or is being a gigantic, morbidly obese housewife all it takes to get her out of breath?

You just reach a point where everything is a strenuous activity.

Go to the kitchen? Incredibly tiring, probably the same difficulty as some of her harder missions back in the day.

Putting on clothes? Difficult AND taxing, she needs all the extra helps she can, even Loid isn't enough to cover her body.

Seating? Something that takes a few minutes and puling a lot of strength using the strings WISE Loid installed for her.

[betainthebetafinalmix]

What exactly is Purple Beta?

A doormat.

Now seriously, so originally I did wanted to do more feedee stuff with my self insert, the thing is that due to how I write Beta... I kinda don't like it writing her as a feedee lmao.

That's why she exists, she is the other side of her a more submissive and shy side.

Also a self insert for me, but the thing is that everyone was so obsessed by fattening up Beta that she kinda has gone into the background.

That's why I joke with her being like the butt of the joke a lot.

[misc-fatty-muses]

“Nope, they’re already to go Karlach.” I say as I hoist up a massive cut of meat, easily as big as the teifling barbarian. “Just let me know if you need any more salt or pepper.” I add as I grab a seat next to her. “As for your earlier question, I don’t normally hunt dragons as a day job if that’s what you’re wondering. I mostly just stick to smaller prey like deer or boar, but this dragon was serious trouble, so I had to step up my own game.” I began my story.

Karlach grabbed a knife at first, but soon realised that wouldn't do the job, so picked up her axe instead to start cutting the enormous slice of dragon meat into more manageable sizes. She picked one of these hand-sized chunks up and chomped down on it, smiling as the rich flavours entered her taste buds.

"Mmmf, thish ish gud!" She said, her mouth still partially full of meat, it definitely took some chomping to get through the thick slice. She listened to them talking as she ate, nodding along to show she was listening.

"So were you hired to hunt it, or did you just happen upon it?"

[prehistoric-academia]

I heard Jirou was in the process of carving some kind of horn or flute out of dinosaur bone. How’s that coming along?

"H-how did you hear about that? It was supposed to be a surprise... My quirk isn't so useful here given... Well a lack of anything to actually plug into. But I wanted to try and atleast keep doing music you know?" She blushed as she reached under the shakily made bunk bed in her "room" and slid out a large object wrapped in some massive leaves.

"Mei helped me design it and haul it back to the camp." Jirou said hefting up a large bone horn easily longer than she was tall and looked like it weighed just as much despite being hollow. "I can amplify the sound a bit with my quirk but it mostly just makes noise when you blow into this bit near the handle." She said deciding to give it a test run with a quick doot.

[misc-fatty-muses]

Grabbing a carving knife and some lemon-butter sauce I begin to prepare the first of many dragon steaks for the gorgeous sumo girl. “Well it sure as heck wasn’t easy. First I had to wait for the dragon to leave it’s lair, then I carved a bunch of explosive runes into the roof of the cave entrance, then once the dragon returned I had to set the runes off from the inside of the lair because I accidentally carved them backwards, and finally, after nearly getting discovered came the hardest part of all which was to dig myself out. Thankfully the cave in didn’t crush the meat too badly.”

"You really had it all figured out huh. You a hunter by trade then?" Karlach asked, interested to hear more. Anyone who could hunt a wild dragon like that must have some skill, and tales to tell!

She got comfy and watched with interest as they began to cut the meat into huge steaks, thick and perfectly cooked, just how she liked them! "These ready to eat, or you got more prep you need?" She asked, already feeling her mouth watering at the idea of eating so much.

[betainthebetafinalmix]

Hey Beta, are you feeling any better? I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.

I'm fine, is not like I'm dying (Even if it hurt a lot the first day lol)

I just got a bad combo of getting my stomach fucked by eating something that I still don't know and a abrupt change of climate now that we are like having tropical storms.

[rittzithexenomorph]

If Rittzi’s brother ends up going for the ‘rescued animatronic dinosaur’ option, it’s going to be this guy! His name is Henry and he’s always a tad concerned.

[decadent-dc]

“I wanted to try a few different types of donuts to see which ones work best. I have chocolate with strawberry frosting and sprinkles, glazed donuts with powdered sugar, double chocolate, and jelly donuts. That’s not even mentioning the triple beef patties, gooey cheese and bacon in between them all.” Anon said proudly. “So, which would you like to start with?”

"I think I'll try a glazed donut first, see how the sweetness goes with all that juicy looking meat. It certainly smells delicious!" Diana mused, picking up the offered burger and taking a large bite of it. The sweetness of the sugar hit first, then came the rich cheese and meat beneath. "Hmmm. It's a unique flavour, but it goes surprisingly well together."