#generic post is generic

[kunstpause-archive]

ngl there are few things I love more in social interactions than blatantly enabling people 

[milesofbasil]

Me: i should limit myself to 1 cup of coffee a day otherwise i get hella anxious and jittery

Me: *drinks a large cup of coffee on the way to school*

Me: *gets a giant thing of iced coffee daily from mcdonalds*

Me: *likes to get a cup of coffee before class from the campus coffee joint*

Me: why am i so nervous?? why is my heart beating so loud and fast??? ?? it is a mystery

[kingdoomgecko]

Just realised I have 50 followers

And this is my personal blog. Da fuq? Well I wanna do a giveaway but don't has any spare money, guess I'll do a double one when I hit 100 But seriously how am I even followed by 50 people? Like. Guys! I'm not interesting! Or am I?

[stillnotcreative]

Woooooo, one of the only text posts I made has like 50 notes. That's so many. Maybe I should post things more often. 

Just kidding. No one wants to read that. Back to reblogging ALL the reblogs

[tramp-and-tonic-blog]

Thoughts From A Very Early Saturday

1. The thing about The Morning is that it’s actually a very enjoyable time of day. Unfortunately when you’re a pscyhonymphoboozehound, Morning is not something that really happens for you, unless you’re coming at it from the other side. But on this particular morning I have been up for 2.5 hours already, and I can say with certainty that this will be my biggest accomplishment this weekend. So at least there’s that to remember while I chug coffee in a cozy chair in the corner looking like a crazy morning-after train wreck (who also has to go to work in a few hours).

2. You know that whole bullshit wallet-grab-fake-out girls are “supposed” to do on dates to make it seem like they’re going to pay for things? Who came up with that mess? Because I really, REALLY hate that. Can we not just talk about this shit like adults? I’ll be real - if I’m on a date with a guy, I’m assuming he’s paying unless he says otherwise. Maybe I should make more of an effort, but I don’t, and I’m not even really sorry about it. And, like, 99% of the time this is totally fine and I don’t pretend to grab my purse and it’s not a thing. But I guess for other people it’s a thing, and I don’t know, if you’re poor and want some help just fucking ask for it, bro? I’m poor as hell, so I’m not going out of my way to throw money at you. But christ, people. This just doesn’t have to be so awkward.

I’m rambling.

3. In case you didn’t know, sex is the weirdest thing in the whole entire universe. Seriously. Just…go back and think about a time you had sex while in a completely unarousing setting. Just recreate that in your head for a minute. Like, what in the fuck even is this madness? Why is this fun? WHAT IS THIS HORMONAL VOODOO PHEROMONE MAGIC?

Weird stuff, dude. Just…Weird.

4. In looking back on my sexual history, I realize I have been blessed with relatively good penises. This may sound strange, but I have heard many a tale of unfortunate genitals, and I just haven’t really experienced anything that was so…sub-par. Probably now that I am posting this on the internet I will jinx myself and suddenly b surrounded by all those micro-penises I’ve been somehow avoiding. But as of now - relatively satisfactory.

5. Micro-penises keeps auto-correcting to microorganisms, and it’s still early enough that I find that pretty funny.

6. I don’t know how anybody survived in the world before dry shampoo. My hair LOVES any chance to look like a crazy morning-after boozy rat’s nest, but with the invention of dry shampoo nobody at work will have to know!! Sigh. Thanks, world. It’s the little things.

7. Real posts about real stories coming soon, when I’m not typing everything on touch screen. (Oh god I’m not even going to tell you how long this took me I am the worst at technology)

[tramp-and-tonic-blog]

Aaaaaand we're back.

So, you may or may not have noticed my unannounced hiatus over the past couple of months...

Unfortunately, WanderSlut was discovered by some EXTREMELY unappreciative parties. So, naturally, I had to go underground for a bit. 

But here we are! I'll be operating solely out of tumblr for a bit, until I settle 100% on a new alias. (Tramp and Tonic was my best so far, but I'm still working on it. Suggestions welcome!) Fortunately I saved all of my old posts, so I'll be moving those over from blogspot to their corresponding tumblr posts. PLUS I'll be starting new posts as soon as I have time to sit down and write - there are still SO MANY stories to be told. (Including more than enough new material that I've continued to...ahem...collect.)

So spread the word! And keep an eye out for more Boozy Sexcapades, and whatnot. (As well as a soon-to-come new twitter and stuff.)

[damnthegray-blog]

I have this feeling that 2013 is going to be a year of second chances. I had a lot of missed opportunities and made a ton of huge mistakes last year. It's time I make up for them and really get myself in gear.