Okay so I have headcanons about that Miike Snow video with the Gold Nose villain and Gay James Bond. No I can't just enjoy some sweet beats and a cute video. I see a narrative god dammit. So the first thing that had me all "hm" was how chill the kids were with the new parent arrangement and how comfy new dad was with no redecorating. How long were the surveillance cams in that room? Did Ex Mom have time to set them up before she was kicked out? Okay here is where my theory starts. Gay James Bond is the original husband and Ex Mom is the Big Bad of the Evil Organization. Lots of caps. Those are all proper nouns just roll with it. No but what better way to get to the world class spy than to steal his husband, brainwash him, and get the husband to off him? Gold Nose was the bait to the trap and also the trap itself. Anyway.
