muke for the ship thing because they're cute also
send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on Luke because Michael would refuse to shimmy to anything.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes Luke.
sends the other unsolicited nudes I feel like itd be a mix of both them.
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt Luke.
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops Luke, he’d see the chocolate and /have/ to stop.
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit MICHAEL oh god
killed the guy (also, which hid the body) Luke would rage kill someone and Michael would be there to get rid of the body burn the evidence.
wears the least clothing around the house Michael. Clothes are not needed when they’re home.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason I feel like michael would when he feels like luke has had a bad day or isn’t feeling the love.










