#genshy

[godza]

i think ei would eventually try to have a parental relationship with scara but she would be really really bad at it. like how was your day... son. she would make a whole mess of it but ultimately try her hardest to right her wrongs she didnt even know were wrongs. she starts asking random citizens for parenting advice and everyones like What The Hell Are You Talking About. her five hundred year old teenage son has been in his rebellious phase for four hundred years. the only people who actually give good advice are itto and his grandma, everyone else is useless. they mend their relationship a little bit. just a little, enough to have civil conversations and for ei to send him tea in the mail, with scara sending sumerian sweets back. but they wont ever be mother and son, its too late for that

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[godza]

i cant find the post so heres my new and updated genshy lgbt hcs. namedropping them all bc idgaf. im right. tldr everybodys bisexual and an argument can be made for any direction of trans.

amber: cis bi she/her. 19-24

kaeya: bi bigender. he/she 23-30

lisa: trans bi ace 32

barbara: cis. says shes het but is she 18-22

razor: he dgaf. not boy just razor 15-18

xiangling: lesbian cis+ 15-18

beidou: trans lesbian 33

xingqiu: gay genderfluid 15-17

ningguang: trans lesbian ace 38

fischl: trans bisexual She/Her 16-18

benny: cis bi 15-18

noelle: trans lesbian aro 17-21

chongyun: cis gay 15-18

sucrose: nonbinary she/they aroace 22-28

jean: cis lesbian 29

diluc: bi and not cis but youd have to waterboard it out of him 23-28. his age is the thing the entire timeline hinges on

qiqi: thats a baby

mona: cis bi 25-32

keqing: cis bi aroace 22-29

venti: every letter of lgbt he plays with identities like hes playing bingo

childe: cis bi aro 20-24

xinyan: cis lesbian she/he/they 16-21

zhongli: also playing bingo but in an incidental way not for the love of the game. hes winning

albedo: he/it aroace

ganyu: cis aroace

xiao: cis aroace

hu tao: she/he/boo nonbinary lesbian 16-19

rosaria: trans lesbian 26

yanfei: cis lesbian 20-??

eula: she doesnt deserve to be gay. homophobic homosexual

kazuha: doesnt care about gender or sexuality. bro is chill with whatever 24

ayaka: cis lesbian 20-23

yoimiya: she/he lesbian 19-24

sara: trans lesbian 22-27

ei: cis? lesbian doesnt know shes genderfluid to join archon gender bingo

kokomi: trans lesbian 23-30

thoma: cis bi 25-30

gorou: cis bi. could be trans to show off his top surgery scars 25-35

itto: he dgaf. he thinks lgbts a sandwich. youre gay? hey watch my beetle fight 25-30

yun jin: cis lesbian 18-23

shenhe: aroace lesbian old

yae miko: lesbian. not cis nor trans but a secret third thing

ayato: cis gay 26-33

yelan: trans bi 30-42

shinobu: cis ace bi 19-24

heizou: trans bi aroace 22-27

collei: trans bi. likes the idea of neopronouns 15-17

tighnari: genderfluid gay ace 28-33

candace: cis lesbian 29-35

cyno: cis bi aroace 28-33

nilou: trans bi 19-25

layla: genderfluid lesbian she/star/they 18-22

faruzan: cis het old

wanderer: trans gay loser

alhaitham: gay. no pronouns dont talk about him 28-32

dehya: cis bi aro 28-34

kaveh: gay genderfluid ace transfem 29-33

baizhu: gay aroace any pronouns 30-36

kirara: she/nya cis bi 18-24

lynette: cis aroace lesbian 18-21

lyney: bi genderfluid he/they 18-21

freminet: transfem ace he/they/she 15-17

neuvillette: genderfluid he/she. playing bingo sophisticatedly

wriothesley: cis bi 30-40

charlotte: cis bi 19-22

furina: is just now playing the gender bingo since shes been a woman forever. bi

navia: my/wife. jk. cis lesbian 22-26

chevreuse: who is this. cis bi ace 30-35

gaming: trans bi he/she 19

xianyun: genderfluid trans lesbian aroace

chiori: trans lesbian 30-40

arlecchino: butch lesbian she/he 27-35

sethos: trans bi 20-26

clorinde: IDGAF. trans het i guess 20-24

emilie: trans lesbian she/he 32

mualani: cis bi ace 22

kinich: cis bi aroace 23

xilonen: cis bi 24

chasca: cis bi aroace 22-30

citlali: trans bi OLD!

mavuika: lesbian she/he genderfluid idk man

mizuki: nonbinary bi she/they old?

ifa: cis bi 26-33

ororon: bi nonbinary he/they 19-25

escoffier: cis bi she/he 25-33

dahlia: trans gay 21-26

skirk: agender aroace old?

durin: hes fresh out the womb. bi?

ineffa: agender lesbian ace

lauma: aroace lesbian 35

flins: bi ace he/she/they/fae

illuga: bi he/they nonbinary 21-26

jahoda: cis lesbian she/he 19-24

nefer: trans lesbian 29-35

columbina: aroace agender

linnea: cis lesbian 19-25

lohen: bi he/it 19-24

zibai: aroace cis het but can be convinced to play bingo

nicole: cishet but the witches have been known to lez out

[godza]

If you'd like, what are your thoughts on the ugly ginger (childe)

ok imma keep this quick. its hard to explain, because i do like him a bit, but the fandom and story treatment of him baffles me. he tried to flood an entire city and the protag is chill with him way too quickly. hes just a chill fatui harbinger, but these random french kids who are rank and file fatui are evil!!!! girl. you are palling around with dear ajax, but hate these random kids. also really funny that he showed up in the fontaine quest but then got sent to prison and fought a whale for the rest of it. goodbye ed sheeran

anyway the fandom made me hate him for a while in like 2021 because it was painful. ill never look at griffin burns the same way again. i hate how people ship him with anybody that moves, but i gotta admit that i find childe x zhongli to be extremely funny. its only good if everyone around them hates it, and zhongli is a full sugar baby. hu tao is actively planning assassination attempts so she gets the inheritance when zhongli kicks it from old age.

anyway, hey girlie hold still was a vocal stim of mine in fall 2020, and i physically couldnt stop doing it. luckily it was still online school, so i didnt have to mutter it in public. but i would walk around flailing my arms while saying it under my breath. i wouldnt say i dislike childe, since he is now fully irrelevant. nobody thinks about him anymore, and thats really funny. i almost feel bad for him, but he was everywhere in 2020, ive seen enough of him.

[godza]

genshin ages dont make any sense. where am i. does time pass. the characters have birthdays but do they age. how is lohen gonna break dilucs record. is he somehow fifteen and just killing people for fun since he joined the knights at 14. im so confused. diluc quit the knights after he turned 18, so he was a captain before 18. is lohen a kid. what. if hes a kid can they stop whoring him out. NOTHING MAKES SENSE! saw someone explain this and have lohen be 22 and diluc 28. but that meant that the benny fishy razor triple baka are all 22ish. NO!

[godza]

Any g*nsh*n pairings you hate

most ships i hate because i hate the characters involved but i dont like childe x lumine. i dont like shipping the traveller with many characters because they read as young to me even though i know they arent. and i think lumine should beat up childe. just kill him. but hed like that which is terrible.

i feel like kaeya and diluc is cop out answer because they are brothers but its still a popular ship and makes me want to vomit. even if they werent brothers they would never work in a relationship

i dislike navia x neuvillette because it doesnt make any sense to me. i already think she shouldnt have forgiven him so easily but its just weird to think theyd get romantic. no way. i am extremely biased i know but i dont think they cultivated enough of a relationship to ever get romantic. hes just another problem navia has to deal with and she doesnt need more emotional turmoil shes had enough

im way less of a hater of ships than i thought im surprisingly neutral except for the egregious ones like pedo and incesr shit. i hate characters individually mostly and if i hate two characters that are shipped together i want them to be terrible together and torment each other so i ship it too.

refer to this handy dandy chart i just found.

[godza]

i wish i could rescue all the little girls in genshin. come with me to where youll be safe. diona nahida and klee playdate where nahida addresses their neglectful upbringings. qiqi is just there to hang she doesnt need to work on anything at the moment she is playing chess with scara and winning. he is so mad. aino is doodling on the walls of the sanctuary. sayu is napping. i think nilou would have all the girls dance with her. klee would be the most enthusiastic and make everybody do it. dori and sigewinne arent exactly children doris like a really short teenager. she can be dancing too people are mean to her

[godza]

do you think diona and lohen are on good terms since lohen also hates alcohol. or does diona have weird standards despite trying to poison people too. whenever lohens in town diona has to have multiple ph testing kits behind the bar to make sure he hasnt tampered. because diona is loud and proud when she tries to poison people and lohen is not. even if diona doesnt like lohen he would beat up people for her just for fun. like a guy tries to touch diona in the bar and ten minutes later they are concussed outside and lohen orders another shirley temple