────────── adrien x chaotic!reader ⋆｡𖦹°‧★
Prompt : Head cannons of Adrien and his pretty chaotic partner
Pairing : Adrien Agreste x Reader, Adrien x Reader
Warnings : None, Fluff
A/N : Since the last x adrien headcannon got real popular i decided to write another. Reader is mainly referred to as “you”. Can be read from any perspective. The reader has the monkey miraculous in this.
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Relationship Information
Adrien was not prepared to meet you.
The first time you guys met was actually battling an akuma.
Chat noir was clearing the area and guiding citizens to safety when he saw you in front of the akuma. Before he could reach out to save you, you had thrown a pie at an akuma instead of running away
He knew immediately that you were a problem.
At first, he thought he was just amused by you
"You’re ridiculous."
"And you love it." (He did. But he wasn’t ready to admit it.)
Plagg noticed before Adrien did. "Kid, you look at them like they hung the moon."
"I DO NOT—" Plagg just rolls his eyes. He knew Adrien was doomed.
At some point, Ladybug decided to give the monkey miraculous (out of desperation) to you.
Technically she gave it to chat noir to give to you cause she felt like he’d find someone who matched its vibe yk.
Now he miscalculated as chat noir and ended up de-transforming in front of you….
Now that you know each other's superhero and civilian identity, you flirt with him even more, but Adrien assumes you were just messing with him.
"Wow, minou, I should’ve gotten a Miraculous that lets me steal hearts instead."
"Haha… yeah…" (Adrien.exe has stopped working)
It hit him all at once during a fight. You got seriously hurt for the first time, and he panicked.
"That wasn’t funny, don’t ever do that again."
“You’re worried about me, minou?" (You were smirking, but your voice was softer than usual.)
"Of course I am, I—"
Oh. Oh no.
He immediately tried to pretend he wasn’t in love with you. Spoiler: he failed miserably.
"Dude, just confess." Nino attempts to convince him
"What if they laugh at me?"
"BRO. THEY’VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU FOR MONTHS." Alya literally screams at him cause how can one be that blind???
Adrien finally worked up the nerve to tell you… except he blurted it out at the worst possible moment.
You were mid-prank, trying to see how many macarons you could balance on his head.
"I think I’m in love with you." All the macarons fell.
You just stared at him.
"You think?"
"I mean—No—I know—Wait, I wanted to say this differently—"
You grinned and tackled him into a hug. "Took you long enough."
"…Wait, you KNEW?!"
"Of course I knew! Adrien, I’ve been waiting for you to realize!"
You kissed his cheek and whispered, "You’re cute when you’re flustered."
Adrien.exe crashed again.
Daily Life and Couple Things
Adrien is used to following strict rules, so your unpredictable nature baffles and delights him. He never knows what you'll do next, and honestly? He loves it.
"Why are you stealing my food?"
"Because if I asked, you’d say yes, and that takes the fun out of it."
You introduce him to the concept of "doing things just because," and he finds himself in questionable activities.
You once replaced Adrien’s schedule with completely fake classes.
"Why do I have 'Advanced Duck Whispering' at 10 AM?"
"Oh, you better hurry. Ms. Quackens doesn’t like tardiness."
Whenever Lila lies, you nod aggressively and add an even more ridiculous detail to the story, just to see if she rolls with it.
Adrien has to turn away to keep from laughing.
You steal his expensive pens just to make him chase you. (He lets you win half the time because he likes seeing you happy.)
Adrien never swears, so you teach him "acceptable alternatives." Now, when he stubs his toe, he says, "Oh, sugar biscuits!"
Adrien, being the sweet boy he is, is initially horrified when you encourage minor chaos. "We can’t just take an entire baguette and run!" But then you flash him a grin, and suddenly… maybe you can.
(Don’t worry he left cash on the shop workers counter before you could see)
You teach him how to sneak out without getting caught (he gets caught anyway because he’s too polite to ignore Nathalie’s calls)
Sometimes, Adrien stares at you with so much fondness because you make his life exciting in a way he never expected.
You randomly poke his cheek when he's deep in thought, just to remind him you're there.
"Adrien, I have a totally normal and reasonable idea."
"Last time you said that, we almost got arrested.”
"Yeah, but we didn’t."
Jester & Chat Noir
Your entire fighting style is just annoying the villain until they quit.
Ladybug : “What’s your plan Jester?”
You : "Oh, I’m just gonna confuse them until they give up."
The funny thing is that it works. You dodge every attack in the stupidest ways possible while cracking jokes, and by the end, the akuma is exhausted.
You make constant puns just to see how long it takes for Chat Noir to regret his life choices.
“That was a very MONKEY business decision.”
“Stop.”
“Come on, mon minou, don’t go bananas.”
“PLEASE.”
Ladybug feels like the puns you make are even worse than chat’s (which says ALOT)
Your Lucky Charm equivalent? Some random object that you have to make work in the dumbest way possible
And you always do
Chat Noir : “How will a balloon animal help?!”
You : “Have faith, dear feline.
Ladybug sometimes regrets making you an official hero (she loves you but sometimes it feels like she’s babysitting two kids). However, you seem to make chat noir happy so she doesn’t say anything.
Chat Noir : "We have to be subtle!”
You : "Got it." Immediately does something incredibly unsubtle.
Adrien knows he should be stopping you from causing chaos, but half the time, he’s laughing too hard to stop you.
You like to bet on who can make the most dramatic entrance. He’s Chat Noir, so he should win, but then you show up swinging from a chandelier, and he has to admit defeat.
You tell him you have "a foolproof plan" to defeat an akuma. It usually works… in the most absurd way possible. (Like getting the akuma to monologue while you steal their weapon.)
Plagg & You: A Dangerous Duo
Plagg adores you. Like, this ball of chaos sees you as his favorite human.
Adrien knew you two would be trouble the second he caught you teaching Plagg how to juggle tiny cheese wheels.
“Why does my room smell like burned camembert?”
“…No reason.” (You and Plagg are exchanging guilty looks.)
Plagg is your biggest enabler. If you come up with a bad idea, Plagg is the first to say, “DO IT.”
Whenever Adrien tries to be responsible, Plagg just floats over to you and whispers, “Distract him.” And you DO.
Adrien : “I have a photoshoot tomorrow, I really can’t—”
You : grabs a pillow and smacks him in the face “Oops.”
Adrien : “…you did that on purpose.”
Plagg : “I think you should hit them back. For justice.”
Adrien refuses to let you and Plagg be alone together anymore. The last time he left you both unsupervised he came back to his entire closet upside down.
Around Others
Nino & Alya
"So let me get this straight. Adrien’s dating a human tornado."
"Yep."
Nino thinks you’re hilarious and enables you (almost as much as plagg).
"You should be stopping them." Alya points out
"But it’s FUNNY.”
Alya, however, is constantly trying to get footage of your shenanigans.
"Girl, you are PRIME Ladyblog content."
"Alya, no–"
Nino once watched you convince Adrien to climb onto a moving carousel and decided that was enough for the day.
“Dude, she’s gonna get you arrested."
"It’s called ‘living a little,’ Nino." Adrien recites one of your many catchphrases
Marinette
"I just- Adrien, how do you handle this??"
"With love and patience."
Meanwhile, you’re in the background doing flips off a park bench.
100% baffled by how you two work.
She thought Adrien needed a sweet, gentle love interest. Instead, he’s dating a human cyclone
Lowkey respects that you can get him away from his suffocating home life, though.
Chloé
"Ugh, of COURSE, you’d date someone like them."
Tries to hate you but is secretly jealous of how free you are.
Once, you borrowed… her expensive sunglasses and put them on Ladybug plush she owned.
"CHLÖÉ LOOK, THE STATUE IS FASHIONABLE NOW!"
She actually screamed.
Cute Moments
You and Adrien are that couple that makes no sense but also makes perfect sense.
He’s the golden retriever to your orange cat and somehow, it works.
He adores how free-spirited you are. You make him feel like life isn’t just about rules and expectations.
You once convinced him to ditch a photoshoot for a whole day of fun. He swore he’d regret it.
He did NOT regret it.
It was the happiest you’d ever seen him.
You love ruffling his hair just to see him pout.
"Stop that!"
"Never."
He definitely holds your hand to keep you from running off to do something stupid.
"You’re not wandering off this time."
"I would never—"
Adrien just raises an eyebrow in disbelief.
Whenever Adrien gets overwhelmed with expectations, you grab his hand and pull him away.
"C’mon, minou. Let’s get lost for a bit."
He always feels lighter with you.
You poke his cheek when he’s sad. If that doesn’t work, you tickle him. If that doesn’t work, you grab his hand and start spinning him around in circles.
"Let me down—"
"Not until you smile again”
He doesn’t know why, but it always makes his heart race.
Adrien loves spontaneous cuddles. You’ll randomly throw yourself onto him, and he’ll just melt.
"You’re warm."
"Are you using me as a personal heater again?"
"…No?"
People either love or fear you two together and yet somehow, you bring out the best in each other.
"Adrien, do you trust me?"
"…No. But I like you, so let’s go."