Summary; being parents is a gift…some would say. Vaughn/Yulian , Killian/Glyndon , Nikolai/brandon, Landon/Mia with hyperactive!child! Reader
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The two wonder what they did so wrong in life to have been given such a chaotic child. One that made them grow grey hairs in their early thirties.
The young child would run around the mansion breaking things with a cackle.
Vaughn blamed Yulian for his antics.
Yulian would try to fight back but knew ultimately that it was probably his fault.
You were definitely Yulian’s karma.
The Morozov household was never silent and if it was, it meant that you had found something dangerous to play with.
Even getting a babysitter for you was hard.
“V, Your child is fucking insane!”
Nikolai once yelled at them over the phone.
You had somehow found Nikolai’s secret gun collection and accidentally shot one of their butlers by mistake.
Vaughn could only let out an exasperated sigh as he heard the news whilst Yulian cackled.
It didn’t help that Nikolai wasn’t angry at you for stealing the gun and shooting someone with it. He was pissed off that Brandon found out and the two argued about it.
Nikolai blamed you for it.
Even Alina and Cyrus refused to do any babysitting (they still love you loads don't worry.)
So yeah as a child, you were basically given the nickname “satan’s spawn”
The only people you gave a break to were your grandparents, Kirill and Sasha.
Which made it worse seeing as they would constantly defend you and spoil you rotten.
They’d even laugh when they see you running away from Vaughn for bath time.
Seeing their son all stressed out yelling profanities whilst you cackled away, made it too hard to resist laughter.
They’re also the ones you run and hide behind when you’re getting in trouble. Tugging on their clothes and flashing them the cutest puppy eyes you could make.
They’d end up taking you away for the night and letting you sleep over.
Sasha sends Yulian and Vaughn videos of you being all sweet to Kirill and texts them saying how you were on your best behaviour.
Yulian and Vaughn almost consider giving you away. almost.
You were the most chaotic out of all your childhood friends.
“Are we sure that’s V’s kid?” – Uncle Jeremy consistently asked as he witnessed you force your two dads to film a tiktok.
“Blame Yulian.” – Uncle Gareth would say as he watched you try to drown yourself in the pool for the fun of it.
Despite all the problems that came with you, Yulian and Vaughn absolutely love you to bits.
Hugging you, showering you with sweet words and buying you anything you want.
You're their kid…even if you were a little strange.
“WE DON’T STAB PEOPLE, HON.”
Killian has never regretted a situation so badly before until you came along in their lives.
You made him lose his mind.
You were so much worse than him as a child and that said something.
The couple would stare as you ran inside the house, holding a picture of a dead animal on the side of the road, the biggest smile on your face as you began naming its source of death and how long it took until it died.
Glyndon took you to therapy after that one.
She glared at Killian the entire time you three were there.
Glyndon loved you with all her heart and she sometimes failed to realise that she would indulge your behaviour a little too often.
She’d smile when you suggested something crazy, she’d laugh when she watched you chase Landon around with a knife, and she soothed you when you cried during a horror movie.
Yeah you were a number 1 Mummy’s baby.
Which created a competition between you and Killian.
A competition Killian would never win.
He could recall the time when he and Glyndon were in…an intimate position in bed and you had strutted in like you owned the place.
You demanded her attention and Glyndon happily gave it, getting up from her position, quickly getting dressed up and picking you up with a smile.
Killian sits there. Hard as a rock. He’s pissed. He thinks about dropping you off at Gareth’s house.
You see, Gareth notices the stress you give Killian so being the amazing brother he is, Gareth encourages your behaviour to the max.
He teaches you how to climb out your bedroom window, perfecting your ability to sneak out.
Killian almost lost it when Gareth gifted you a bow and arrow for your birthday.
Glyndon has to calm him down for the night.
“Name please get off the roof!”
Oh your grandparents love you so so much.
Even if you did jump off a building that one time giving them all heart attacks.
Levi and Astrid make you have sleep overs all the time.
Astrid does your skin care routine, giggling as you try to eat the cucumbers she placed on your eyes.
Levi makes you watch all his football matches from ‘back in the day’, he loves it when you cheer him on.
He expects you to create a fan page about him.
Landon and Brandon are the go to babysitters. Brandon more than Landon.
Your on your best behaviour with Brandon but your a menace to Nikolai
You tell people uncle Landon is your favourite. In reality you mean favourite to torment.
Seriously, your the only one who can actually rage bait him.
Killian praises you for it.
On Killian’s side, Asher and Reina spoil you with gifts. Buying you the most expensive things, even some you don’t need at your age.
You once came home with a new car in the garage.
Asher insisted that you needed it.
Asher and Levi have grandfather wars.
Reina and Astrid get along as they both make fun of their husbands.
You're a crazy kid but your parents wouldn’t have it any other way.
Despite your insanity, Killian makes sure you never feel like a monster and Glyndon makes sure you feel seen.
They want you to feel loved, that’s all they ever want for you.
Nikolai/Brandon (+ Leigh)
Nikolai uses your existence to gloat about how elite his semen babies can be.
He’s just a father proud of his demonic child.
You make Brandon grow grey hairs.
He’s never sighed disappointedly so much before until you came along.
You made Leigh look like an angel.
As a child, you never stopped moving. You’d be somewhere one minute and then in another location the next minute.
Your nanny loves and hates you.
You have an habit of stealing cars at a young age. You have broken into Grand-Uncle Aidan’s home and stole several of his Porsches.
You drove several miles before anyone realised where you were.
Brandon almost cried when he saw his child on the news for driving illegally.
Your grandparents had to pay a lot for the media to stop talking about it.
Your big sister Leigh absolutely adores your insanity, often being the one encouraging you. Sometimes joining you in the chaos.
The two of you are dubbed the ‘Chaos Angels’
If anyone’s going to defend you, It’s Leigh. She takes the big sister role seriously, spoiling you with gifts, helping you sneak out and helps you with homework.
She loves you and won’t let anyone (even your dads) insult you. Leigh gets aggressive if they do.
Brandon enjoys taking you out on café dates, simply talking about your days together makes him feel peaceful.
He lets you and Leigh take art lessons, complimenting the both of you always and never allowing the two of you to feel down.
Bran really doesn’t want you two to feel what he felt growing up, so he’s insanely protective.
He checks all resumes before hiring anyone to go near the two of you.
Nikolai helps him with the process.
Nikolai…is a bad influence on you or maybe you’re a bad influence on him.
He laughed so hard when you first ran around the house with no clothes on, he laughed even harder when he witnessed Bran trip over a tiny staircase trying to catch you.
Nikolai is now in charge of bathing you as a punishment.
The two think you might grow out of this chaotic behaviour but it gets only worse when you grow up
You stole Nikolai’s bike, you stole a painting from a small art museum because Brandon liked it, you helped Leigh steal a couple bottles of Vodka from Grandpa Kyle and you’ve skipped school on multiple occasions with your cousins.
Brandon and Nikolai may die early due to the stress you give them both.
“Jer, if you’re missing a couple parts of your car don’t ask.” — Niko
“What the fuck did your demon spawn do now??” — Jeremy
If something breaks, all your cousins blame you because the adults will immediately believe them.
You just have that swag ig
Uncle Landon adores you so much that he’s the one who teaches you how to do all these things.
He considers it revenge on Nikolai for corrupting his twin.
Bran has had to talk to Landon multiple times.
Your favourite relatives have got to be auntie Glyn, uncle Killian and uncle Remi.
Which slides into another thing.
Remington is your favourite person to prank as he’s the loudest to react.
You have a collection of videos on YouTube making your uncle's life worse.
You did the tape on the door trend, hiding his phone prank, making a tinder account of him and showing aunt Ariella and giving him a wedgie every time you see him.
Remington hides when they come over to your house.
His hands are glued onto his pants. The last wedgie gave him red marks for life.
Your TikTok page is just you tormenting your entire family.
You go famous for it and everyone edits you and calls you an ‘icon’
Nikolai sheds tears of joy.
Brandon lets out his one hundredth disappointed sighs
And Leigh is behind multiple fan edit accounts of you.
Sometimes you let your cousins from join you for pranks.
You employ all of the 3rd gen kids to help you set up pranks for their parents.
“NO! DON’T SET DADDY’S CAR ON FIRE!”
you’re Landon’s Karma for all the meddling he’s done and your mother loves you for it.
Your the #1 Landon ragebaiter
He can’t even sleep in his own home because you take pictures and upload it to the family group chat.
Once or twice, In public if he ever refuses you, you have shouted out that he was kidnapping you.
His face has never gotten so red before.
Even in the house he can’t control you.
You’ve attempted to jump off the roof to the pool and Landon swore he saw the pearly gates of hell.
Grandpa Levi spoils tf outta you simply because you’ve given Landon a taste of his own medicine.
Grandma Astrid pretends that she doesn’t share the same sentiment as her husband.
In secret, she hands you candy as a reward.
Glyndon and Bran get whiplash with how much alike you are with Landon, they swear it’s like seeing a clone.
Landon didn’t agree until he walked in on you planning to light his car on fire for pissing you off. The details were too specific to be treated like a joke.
From then on, he didn’t deny your similarities.
Mia laughs at her husband’s despair, she finds it incredibly ironic.
She shows you the video tape of her pouring blood all over Landon.
She has never seen your eyes sparkle the way they did then.
The two of you rage bait Landon to the max.
When Mia and Lan argue, you're quick to take Mia’s side and you yell at your father to leave your mummy alone.
Landon is truly trying to get a second child so he has a defender.
But don’t worry, you love your daddy so much. It’s just how you express your love for him.
You do have sweet moments where you give him cute trinkets, draw him beautifully, and play with his hair softly.
When it comes to babysitting, grandparents Kyle and Rai come first. Seeing as they don’t see you as often.
The two take this time to take you to America. Literally.
Lan and Mia once came home from a date just to see that her parents have taken you to a whole other country.
They stopped fighting after the third time.
Rai and Kyle introduce you to their culture and have taken you to Disney Land more than once.
You come home with at least five new suitcases filled with gifts.
It’s rare but auntie Maya does take babysitting duties as well.
She loves dressing you up in designer clothes, sending pictures to Mia with tiny little captions like “cute outfit + cute kid = cute mess!”
Seeing you with Maya makes Mia melt.
After everything that’s happened between the two, you were a bridge of peace between them.
They talk more, hang out more and occasionally have sleep overs again.
It’s mainly difficult as Maya moved back to America to stay with her husband, ilya.
You're a hard child to catch so if anyone tries to kidnap you, they’d probably fail seeing as your way too fast for a kid your age.
“Tell your daddy to stop talking shit about me” — Jeremy to You
“Dad stop being a shit talker” — you to Landon
Landon calls up Jeremy and cusses him out.
Mia and Cecily have to step in to calm them down, though they hide their smiles with their hands.
If you ever get in a school fight, Landon is probably nearby and filling the entire thing with a grin on his face.
He shows Mia the next day but regrets it when she starts scolding him for allowing you to fight.
You high five him behind Mia’s back.
Landon and Mia always make time for you. Even in the middle of the night when you’ve decided to skateboard down the stairwell.
They keep you safe at all times especially with Mia’s trauma of being kidnapped.
When you were a baby, Mia installed multiple baby cams around your room and out.
Sometimes she’d stay up just watching to make sure you were okay.
It was then the couple decided to do some more therapy.
They didn’t want you to grow up feeling locked up and caged.
If you inherit Landon’s sculpting skills, He will teach you all his little tricks. Taking time off of work to hang out with his mini clone.
If you inherit Mia’s love for plants, she starts a little garden in the backyard with you. She spends time teaching you how to look after plants. You mimic Mia’s habit of talking to plants.
Your parents are extremely protective and love you loads, preferring to keep you close then ever.
They just hope you grow out of the phase of trying to set your father’s car on fire.
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