#gentlemansluth

[menacesfromuncle]

"I fancy myself a partnership as much as any detective would, but... it seems you would rather i be a passenger in *your* investigation, and that is simply not how I operate."

@gentlemansluth @glxryfallen

Illya smiles. “Forgive me: I am used to the civilian having no experience with armed enemy forces of staggering number. Have I made an error in your case?”

Going undercover was stressful enough without having an outstanding (as in: standing out) private investigator tacked onto the whole affair…

[bruisedconscience]

quit fidgeting, you look suspicious. (Blanc to anyone)

@gentlemansluth

“I don’t know how to stop lookin’ suspicious, I’m tryin’ to look un-suspicious and this is how I look…”

[bruisedconscience]

"Now, hold on now... let's stop and and take a breath yes? Let's not be rash."

@gentlemansluth

“What do you mean, not be rash? What other explanation is there except that I did this? Tyler’s on vacation and I don’t remember starting a new fight club chapter!”