geoffreylazerr {x}
“ Doesn’t everyone though? Don’t be such a prick since I wouldn’t exactly say you’re minty fresh either, princess. ” Geoff elbowed Gavin in the ribs playfully, a light snicker echoing in his throat. It was probably a good thing that the comment came from Gavin – anyone else would’ve been met with a much grumpier and probably more violent of a response. “ You’re lucky I’m not trying to breathe in your face. You probably deserve it. ”
“Oi! I’m plenty fresh-- I just brushed!” Of course, this was a lie. He had brushed, there was no questioning that-- but he had eaten a can of spaghetti-os for breakfast, so he couldn’t have been fresh. “I don’t deserve it-- I’m a perfect angel. Angels don’t deserve stank breath.”