#geoffrey asmus

[blasesaint]

My comedy's only for smart alphas who fuck. That's who my comedy's for. if you don't enjoy this then it's because you're a dumb little beta virgin. That's not my fault. That's your path in life. My comedy's for the Venn diagram of Democrats who aren't pussies and Republicans who aren't retards.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[thedeadpansnarker]

[supcomedy]

Geoffrey Asmus

[blasesaint]

I live in Brooklyn now, so whenever I tell my friends that my family is Republican, they're always like, "You need to confront them.  You need to tell them they're wrong."  And I'm always like, "They don't respect me, dude.  They think I'm a pussy cause I eat hummus."  My grandpa's like, "I think he's retarded, he reads a lot."

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Geoffrey Asmus

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Geoffrey Asmus

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Geoffrey Asmus