#geronimojourdan

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story time

so last night my best friend invited me to a party, and her roommate tagged along with two of her friends. well less than an hour into the party one of the roomie's friends ended up chatting with a guy who looked a hell of a lot like macklemore, right down to the hairstyle. so of couse we ragged on her all night about it

the best part was when they passed us on the porch to go hook up elsewhere, and the roommate asked, "where is she going?" and without missing a beat i replied, "to smacklemore on dat ass." 

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Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. (tag me too, i wanna see your answers!) 

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Chelsea’s Q’s

What’s your name? Breá

Where are you from? NC

What  is your favorite color? Purple

If you could do anything in the world what would you do? I'd live by the beach and swing in a hammock without having to worry about anything else, ever, and work on projects I like.

What is your favorite movie? I have to pick just one? Stardust, currently.

What’s your favorite food? Celery and hummus.

What would you do if you had a million dollars? Move to New Zealand.

What is your favorite smell? Clean. Irish Spring. Fresh scents.

Are you in school? Yes

Do you like coffee? Coffee flows through my veins.

What is your favorite song/band? Like the movies, I have to choose one? Still Alive - Jonathon Coulton ft Sara Quin.

My questions to you...

Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

Do you know Cotton-Eyed Joe?

Do you trust me?

If you were left on an island with a zombie horde, what would you do?

Life, the Universe, and Everything?

Do you like yoga?

Getting caught in the rain?

Do you like making love at midnight?

Are we human or are we dancers?

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americadontloveyou replied to your post “i changed my url 10 minutes ago and nobody on here has made fun of me...”

I LOVE IT

geronimojourdan replied to your post “i changed my url 10 minutes ago and nobody on here has made fun of me...”

U SO DUMB

two types of fuckin people

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jourdna chekc your fucking msgs i s2g

[dindermifflin]

Hello, beautiful person! ♥ Once you get this , you must share five random facts about yourself and then pass this onto your ten favorite followers ♥

(iloveyou)

I’m an only child

I have a huge scar on my left wrist from where a vein burst and intravenous calcium deposited in my wrist as a baby

I can only wear bracelets on my left wrist because when they’re on my right they jingle and drag around when i’m drawing or writing or just doing anything i jUST CAN’T DO IT

because of a traumatic glass elevator experience, I will almost always take the stairs. (no escalators either, blegh)

I have slight compulsive tendencies when it comes to food, especially breakfast. Sweet and serious food shouldn’t touch and I can’t finish my eggs or bacon or sausage or hash browns or whatever at different times, i always have to proportion it or else it tastes not as good. The last bite always has the last of each of them in it.

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*remembers she and jourdan are seeing mgmt in a week*

*breaks into hysterics again*

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remember that time i bought fall out boy tickets and my best friend was sad 'cause she thought i only bought one then they sold out, but then i texted her to let her know she was going with me, oh yea that was 4 hours ago, where's my nobel prize for being fantastic

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geronimojourdan replied to your post: JOURDAN WHTA THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHY...

SHE’S MAD. AND NOW I’M LAUGHING. I CAN SEE YOU SHOWING DONUT AND HIM JUDGING US BOTH.

Donut: "I don't understand what I'm looking at." SMAE BROTHER SAME