#getdownwithgabby

[nobodyputsjaimeinacorner-blog]

[TXT MSG]: hey i know this is kinda overstepping boundaries but as a mentor can u withhold sex from johnny until kevin stops being a PoS? if not, i'm sorry if i call you from jail for beating kevin with a baseball bat

[text]: i don’t even want to know how you know that

[text]: i am not sure that that’s gonna work 

[text]: johnny’s too drunk to care right now, but i will see what i can do

[text]: i’m sorry he’s being an ass, it’s pretty much his natural state

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TXT MSG]: hypothetical - if i like a guy, how do i ask them out on a date? or should i wait for them to ask me out?

[TEXT]:: I’m no love expert 

 [TEXT]:: But I’d just ask if you want to ask?

[TEXT]:: Not that I’ve ever asked a guy out.

[TEXT]:: Unless you count Robin. But she is a very convincing drag queen.

[TEXT]:: Who is a he.

[TEXT]:: So I don’t.

[mama-tessa]

[TXT MSG]: i know you're not a violent person but i need you to kill me bc i'm basically dead inside

[TXT MSG]: oh no, what’s wrong my goobster? ):

[sonotjackdaniels]

[TXT MSG]: so...how's the sock monster?

[TEXT]:: Temporarily in hiding. I have all of my matching socks.

[mama-tessa]

[TXT MSG]: OKAY DID I TOTALLY MISS IT BUT DID YOU ASK HIM OUT?/?? 😵 😵 😵

[TXT MSG]: i think i did???[TXT MSG]: that’s what gfs and bfs do right...?[TXT MSG]: was i not supposed to?!

[mama-tessa]

[TXT MSG]: don't jump to conclusions but ONLY OUT OF CURIOSITY, how would you ask a boy out for me?

[TXT MSG]: omgomgomgomgomg!!![TXT MSG]: totally not jumping to conclusions, but OMG[TXT MSG]: i would just ask him to go to the movies or grab some dinner or something with me, you and kion[TXT MSG]: and say it would be a double date[TXT MSG]: unless you don’t want it to be a double date[TXT MSG]: i can totally work with that too