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If there was one thing that Lord Gwyn and the Furgive Pygmy could agree upon, that neither the Witch of Izalith nor Nito could dispute; one factor to unite both the rage of men and the Great Ones outside the world; one absolute that Marika, the Formless Mother, the Fell God, the Serpent God, the Frenzied Flame, the Death God of the Twinbirds, and the long-sealed God of Rot can all agree upon, it is this: FUCK. SNOW.

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Initially I felt quite hurt when I realized his true intentions. But as I sit here, listening to the birds sing outside my window, I realized something. I’ve changed, for the better. I’m actually relieved that he probably won’t ever want to hang out again. I did turn him down, after all. Besides, his coke habit has exploded into a big problem. I don’t need that in my life, in the form of friendship or anything else. My initial reaction was one of hurt. After all, he was my first love, emphasis on “was.” But the past is behind me, it needs to stay there. I’ve found contentment in my mediocre, boring life and there’s no room for toxic relationships.

*sing-song voice* Nobody’s problems for me.

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