HE TOLD THEM WHILE THEY WERE TAKING THEIR PANTS OFF THAT HE WAS REAALY LOOKING FORWARD TO B STAGE TONIGHT
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HE TOLD THEM WHILE THEY WERE TAKING THEIR PANTS OFF THAT HE WAS REAALY LOOKING FORWARD TO B STAGE TONIGHT
Guys I think she likes me 🥴
Sometimes, when you're getting scammed, you have to take a leap❤️❤️❤️💪
Wednesday: "My blade isn't that dull, Xavier"
Xavier: "SHE'S AT THE NIGHT FAIR WITH AJAX"
Wednesday: "Everyone, out. We must find Enid"
Thing: *signs* "Simp"
Part 3: Turbulence
Romeo narrowed their violet eyes “Was their really not time to explain?”, they demanded.
Gerard grinned deviously and puffed a strand of red hair out of his eyes. This Gerard was in his danger days era too. “No” Gerard giggled, “I like to -um- kidnap fans in a van and tie them up and leave them somewhere dangerous.”
“oo-”, said Romeo.
“SURPRISE!”, interrupted Gerard.
Then he sighed, “Never mind, dude”. Clearly Romeo did not understand such intellectually challenging MCR fandom references.
This was going to be a tiresome fanfic for someone like Romeo.
“What, so that’s not why I’m here”, queried Romeo.
“It was a joke”
“I’m autistic”
“Low-key me too”
*Kakashi’s ninken, gathered in the kitchen*
Pakkun: Okay now remember, we do our best and try to scare the piss out of him, right?
Bull: He thinks we’re still gone, so us jumping out of the cabinets at him will turn his hair even whiter!
Biscuit: Roger! Serves him right for “forgetting” to let us in before it started raining last week!
Uhei: Shhh — places everyone! I can smell him coming!
*all of the dogs scramble to hide in the cabinets or under the counter*
Shiba, whispering: Wait … *sniffs* he’s not alone …
Urushi, also whispering: Damn … it’s that man in the green jumpsuit. The annoying one.
Pakkun: Gai?
Akino: Remember when he made us run up that mountain with him?
Guruko: And had us take turns jumping on his back while he did push-ups?
Pakkun: We might have to try this another time. We need to get out of here before they come in.
Biscuit: Why??
Pakkun: Because Gai has an unusually developed sense of smell. He’ll know we’re here and —
Gai, loudly, in the living room: ‘Kashi? Are the pups here? *sniffs* Smells like they are …
Kakashi: They’re away right now. It’s just your imagination.
Gai: That’s too bad … I bought some new pet grooming clippers that I wanted to try out on them. I thought it would be cute to give them all haircuts that match mine!
The ninken:
Gai: But I guess it’ll have to wait until next time. I’m starved; you got any snacks in the kitchen? I —
*loud crashes and shuffling is heard as the dogs all leave their hiding spots and race out the back door*
Kakashi, smiling: Thanks, Gai. I knew those little gremlins were going to try to scare me soon.
Gai, kissing him: Any time, rival.
trying to actually write fics for anders week... seven short stories in like four weeks is easy peasy if i do a little every day <- guy who is lying and will only be able to finish one at most
Pg does NAWT care about hiding tampering, he said WHI MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS AND HE WANTED TO WHISK ME AWAY INTO A WHOLE NEW KINGDOM 🗣‼️‼️ THE GAY SEX KINGDOM, TO BE EXACT (TORONTO)