#getting scared

[future-crab]

HE TOLD THEM WHILE THEY WERE TAKING THEIR PANTS OFF THAT HE WAS REAALY LOOKING FORWARD TO B STAGE TONIGHT

[criminally-unserious-looplu]

Guys I think she likes me 🥴

Sometimes, when you're getting scammed, you have to take a leap❤️❤️❤️💪

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "My blade isn't that dull, Xavier"

Xavier: "SHE'S AT THE NIGHT FAIR WITH AJAX"

Wednesday: "Everyone, out. We must find Enid"

Thing: *signs* "Simp"

[romeosparadisefanfic]

Part 3: Turbulence

Romeo narrowed their violet eyes “Was their really not time to explain?”, they demanded.

Gerard grinned deviously and puffed a strand of red hair out of his eyes. This Gerard was in his danger days era too. “No” Gerard giggled, “I like to -um- kidnap fans in a van and tie them up and leave them somewhere dangerous.”

“oo-”, said Romeo.

“SURPRISE!”, interrupted Gerard.

Then he sighed, “Never mind, dude”. Clearly Romeo did not understand such intellectually challenging MCR fandom references.

This was going to be a tiresome fanfic for someone like Romeo.

“What, so that’s not why I’m here”, queried Romeo.

“It was a joke”

“I’m autistic”

“Low-key me too”

At this unsurprising admission Romeo decided to move on with clarifications, “So why am I here”, they asked Dr Gerard Who.

Gerard paused and stared solemnly around the many levers and glowing buttons of the tardis. Maybe this would be a little challenging to explain. Gerard was prone to underestimating challenges and this one might not actually be so “pumpkin peasy motherfucker”. Now, where to begin?

"Basically, dude" began 16th Doctor, sex symbol and cultural icon hottest man ever Gerard Way

"N is not what they seem".

"WHAT!"

"Yeah dude I know", Gerard deciding to go all the Way- “have you ever wondered why N looks so much like me in my danger days era?”

“Well sure” Romeo answered. It was a mystery to everyone how anyone could achieve that level of manic sexy,

like what.

“Well, for starters I took advantage of that” grinned Gerard Who. “I used my Emo Screwdriver to make N too depressed to come to school today and switched places with them to give you that note. "You see, I need your help.”

Temporarily sidetracked, Romeo realised THAT was why N seemed to have an extra edge today. Despite Mr Balenciaga’s efforts, nobody could take their eyes off N.

THEY HAD BEEN THE REAL THING

*sigh*

Romeo accepted Gerard Who simply had undeniable aura.

“So what else?”, Romeo prompted.

Gerard fixed his gaze on Romeo stoically.

“I don’t know how else to say this”, he blushed-

“N is a horcrux”

What. “Like in harry potter?? Surely G-Who is enough of a crossover without bringing potter into this?” Romeo asked, sardonically.

Gerard angered.

“You know what they do to guys like us in prison!!” Gerard remonstrated, “This is no joke!”

“These are Dangerous Days.”

Romeo realised they better take Gerard a little more seriously. There was something really important he needed to say.

Just then, Romeo looked down and realised they were holding Gerard’s emo screwdriver.

“Look into the emo screwdriver” instructed Way-Who.

“Uh-” Romeo was uncertain but their vision exploded before they could object. Figures began to differentiate from the agonising emo darkness- Gerard was trying to show them something!

A coven of witches were hunched over a spitting cauldron. One was wearing a goofy fucking tophat, the other had spiked hair and the third had admittedly very good cheekbones. Their pallid skin was lit by the glow of the cauldron as they repeated:

You’re like a dark cloud that follows me around like a virus with no cure

You’re like an angry crowd and I’m a riot in the streets

Gerard Way’s a cheap little whore!

They were building something… Romeo was getting scared…

You’re like a dark cloud that follows me around like a virus with no cure

You’re like an angry crowd and I’m a riot in the streets

Gerard Way’s a cheap little whore!

Out of the cauldron, emerged N.

The scene percolated into clarity, the coven was comprised of Remington Leith, Sebastian Danzig, and Emerson Barrett.

It was Palaye Royale.

part one: https://www.tumblr.com/romeosparadisefanfic/781567159172202496/part-one-temptation?source=share

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakashi’s ninken, gathered in the kitchen*

Pakkun: Okay now remember, we do our best and try to scare the piss out of him, right?

Bull: He thinks we’re still gone, so us jumping out of the cabinets at him will turn his hair even whiter!

Biscuit: Roger! Serves him right for “forgetting” to let us in before it started raining last week!

Uhei: Shhh — places everyone! I can smell him coming!

*all of the dogs scramble to hide in the cabinets or under the counter*

Shiba, whispering: Wait … *sniffs* he’s not alone …

Urushi, also whispering: Damn … it’s that man in the green jumpsuit. The annoying one.

Pakkun: Gai? 

Akino: Remember when he made us run up that mountain with him?

Guruko: And had us take turns jumping on his back while he did push-ups?

Pakkun: We might have to try this another time. We need to get out of here before they come in.

Biscuit: Why??

Pakkun: Because Gai has an unusually developed sense of smell. He’ll know we’re here and —

Gai, loudly, in the living room: ‘Kashi? Are the pups here? *sniffs* Smells like they are …

Kakashi: They’re away right now. It’s just your imagination.

Gai: That’s too bad … I bought some new pet grooming clippers that I wanted to try out on them. I thought it would be cute to give them all haircuts that match mine!

The ninken:

Gai: But I guess it’ll have to wait until next time. I’m starved; you got any snacks in the kitchen? I —

*loud crashes and shuffling is heard as the dogs all leave their hiding spots and race out the back door*

Kakashi, smiling: Thanks, Gai. I knew those little gremlins were going to try to scare me soon. 

Gai, kissing him: Any time, rival.

[kirkwallguy]

trying to actually write fics for anders week... seven short stories in like four weeks is easy peasy if i do a little every day <- guy who is lying and will only be able to finish one at most

[jrueships]

Pg does NAWT care about hiding tampering, he said WHI MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS AND HE WANTED TO WHISK ME AWAY INTO A WHOLE NEW KINGDOM 🗣‼️‼️ THE GAY SEX KINGDOM, TO BE EXACT (TORONTO)