Jun 3, 2016
@ghoshunt. cont.
“I’m barely keeping it together. I think I’m dying.” He’s not the sort to take pleasure at another’s expense— but Michael is a Consenting Adult who knows the difference between right and wrong. So it’s a little fair.“What are you— SEVENTY PERCENT carbohydrates by now? EIGHTY? Poor baby.”
Any buzz Michael had going has been soaked up by the sheer amount of bread in his system. Following in his father’s footsteps, it looks like: the Muffin Man and his carbo-loaded son. He’d lay his head down on the table if this weren’t his own doing.
“Maybe you could’ve stopped me at the third basket.”