i don't know what i expected.

and maybe the bluths just aren't worth saving – maybe we're not that likable, you know? we're very self-centered. independent & selective michael bluth of arrested development.

[caustis-arc]

go.  period.  fuck.  period.  yourself.  EXCLAMATION POINT.   /   independent  political  original  character.

[nichael-blog1]

i’m down to about 20 things. like this for a starter while i work on figuring his voice out!

[its-arrested-development]

[nichael-blog1]

dangcrbabe.

❛ HEY. you’re a grown up, right? ❜ she’s in desperate need of something ——— or rather, someone, who can give her a mature answer. he’s not ideal, but he’ll do just fine. ❛ AS A GROWN MAN, can you please tell me, when do boys stop being idiots? it would be really helpful. ❜ 

‘Up for debate’ is his unspoken answer to QUESTION NO. 1. He feels a little helpless, a little lost sometimes, which he doesn’t think was supposed to stick with him through adulthood. You’re supposed to have everything figured out when you’re a grown up: fun for stability  ---  wasn’t that the trade-off?

         “I’ll get back to you once I’ve outgrown my phase.”

[nichael-blog1]

wassermander.

( txt: Michael B. ) I’m not very good at anything more.

( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   I don't ywant you to think that i think i deserve you ( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   You don’t owe me anything. ( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   but plqease don't think that about yourself, Elise, you’re ( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   you’re an amazing woman.

[nichael-blog1]

would it make me an ass if i said hit me w 5 txts of ur choosing bc im lazy

texts.

a late night text.

( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   What do you think? Do you think I’m not that great a guy? I’m starting to think I’m not that great a guy.

a drunk text.

( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   i know our thing is casual ubt i'm findikng ipt difficult to look ant anybody else

a suggestive text. 

( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   It’s quiet in the office. If you feel like swinging by.

an accidental text.

( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   She’s a little cutie pie. But I never really noticed.

a text that wasn’t sent.

( txt » I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ELISE )   I’m scared of losing you.

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[nichael-blog1]

georgenichael.

❛ i think i’m RESPONSIBLE enough! i mean, i get pretty good grades and i have a job. i promise i’d walk it every day and feed it on time! and it would be like, teaching me more responsibility. you know, to prepare me for adulthood. ❜

There’s a fairly long pause before Michael starts to cave a little bit; his posture changes, he sighs through his nostrils, and he evades verbal agreement. “What kind of dog are we thinking, huh? How big?”

[outandaboutrp-deactivated202004]

michael bluth + pecattiphilia. 

pecattiphilia refers to a sexual arousal derived from engaging in the act of doing something that is believed to be sinful. 

[nichael-blog1]

@ghoshunt. cont.

            “I’m barely keeping it together. I think I’m dying.” He’s not the sort to take pleasure at another’s expense— but Michael is a Consenting Adult who knows the difference between right and wrong. So it’s a little fair.“What are you— SEVENTY PERCENT carbohydrates by now? EIGHTY? Poor baby.”

Any buzz Michael had going has been soaked up by the sheer amount of bread in his system. Following in his father’s footsteps, it looks like: the Muffin Man and his carbo-loaded son. He’d lay his head down on the table if this weren’t his own doing.

         “Maybe you could’ve stopped me at the third basket.”

[thebluths]

the bluths/barry + insensitivity to tracey’s death

[nichael-blog1]

georgenichael.

❛ some kid brought his dog to school yesterday. i just thought that might be FUN for us, like another addition to the family! ——— wait, what happened to his turtle? did it run away? ❜ 

         “ --- That’s right.” Michael’s knee-jerk reaction to the words ‘addition to the family’ is to ask his son if he doesn’t think they have too much FAMILY already. “You’re old enough to know what kind of responsibility this is, George Michael, I want to know you’ve thought it through.”

[nichael-blog1]

@toocritical. cont.

     “Oh, Michael.” Lucille gives her son’s hand a (somewhat        awkward) pat as the guilt-tripping waterworks slow to a        stop. With a smile, she says, “I always knew there was a        reason I liked you better than Gob.”

     “—Does this mean you’ve changed your mind about the party?”

Absolutely not.

         “Absolutely.” He’s got a reputation to uphold: third least favorite child. He’s willing to sacrifice his weekend if it means being on his mother’s good side for five minutes. “Of course I’ll come, mom, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” ( Milking it. )

[nichael-blog1]

hereditatem.

Five minutes later the door is open and she’s leaning against it in an entirely too attractive way for her oblivious self. “ I’m very disappointed in my country. ”

It’s a wonder he’s ever capable of functioning in her presence, what with her looking like THAT.

         “Your country isn’t to blame, here, you know. No one but you touches my tea. I don’t even touch my tea.”

[nichael-blog1]

georgenichael.

❛ DAD, how come we’ve never had any pets? i mean, i’d really like a dog. uncle buster has a turtle. ❜ 

         “Uncle Buster had a turtle.” Tracey was allergic to just about everything with fur, Michael and George Michael moved into a house that couldn’t be lived in, and so on. “Why the sudden interest, son?”

[nichael-blog1]

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[nichael-blog1]

@hereditatem. cont.

TEXT MESSAGE: Definitely not-British // SENT: At this time I’d prefer tea, but……… TEXT MESSAGE: Definitely not-British // SENT: Bless your soul either way tbh

( txt » LUCK BE A SADIE )   No tea. Somebody drank it all. :( ( txt » LUCK BE A SADIE )   Door? I’d knock - but I’m carrying coffee and texting you.