Okay so I got a stupid idea
Ghostbusters Hanted America: Backwater Midwest because you can't convince two New Yorkers that the "scenic route" here means driving through a dystopian town called Eminance where every house has three broken cars on the front lawn
that is if you find a town, the rest is just corn fields. beans if you're lucky
those children can't hide in the beans
I can just see the guys driving down a pitted, asphalt road in the middle of the night. Ray and Winston are in the front listening to a ball game. Egon and Peter in the back; Petes asleep, Egons fiddling with equipment. Simultaneously a PKE meter blairs and the radio shifts to static- country- classical- screaming, white noise. Ray tries to turn off the cacophony of strings even though the Ecto stalled and lost all power. They're coasting blind between hundreds of acres of corn. Egon announces the class. Peter locks the back door and draws the shoddy curtains, he learned early not to wander the fields at night.