Actual Quotes From Supernatural
Crowley: Dean Winchester completes me.
Sam: I lost my shoe.
Dean: Death is our bitch.
Dean: I think you pissed off my sandwich.
Sam: It was night, and now it's day.
Dean: He showed up naked, covered in bees.
Ed: Day love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
Dean: Fight the fairies!
Castiel: I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.
Castiel: I'm perfectly sane. But then 94% of psychotics think their sane. So I guess we have to ask ourselves , 'what is sane?' That's a good question.
Sam: Shouldn't it be 'Deastiel?'
Castiel: Did you know a cat's penis is barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about this.
Dean: I killed Hitler.













