fluff headcanons about the ghosts because the fandom just likes ANGST AND TO HURT ME APPARENTLY!!
- They spend hours teaching eachother languages. Thor teaches them Norwegian, Sass Lenape, Flower Spanish (often having to be prompted to remain on course but hey they try) Trevor yiddish (Alberta canonically has picked up some words). Sam even picks up a little of each in passing.
- Hetty can speak French because one of her nannies was French and they find out when Flower curses her in spanish and she retorts back “Oh you think you’re so clever speaking another language! *french noises*.”
- Nancy can also speak French. No one knows why.
- The same with Nigel and he overheard Hetty speaking it and now they converse in French on occasions where they don’t want Isaac (who can’t and won’t speak another language? to listen in.
- Sass and Thor speak Lenape to talk shit about the others. Alberta ends up picking it up a little bit she’s not mad. She just joins in.
- Pretty accepted as canon now but Trevor teaches Hetty maths on the DL.
- Thors beef with Albert’s hat is hilarious and it’s because he’s jealous he hasn’t got his helmet anymore.
- Hetty calls Thor ‘Gordon’ whenever they’re alone. Thor makes her say Hetty Love Gordon every time.
- One time she pisses him off and he makes her say it in front of the other ghosts as an apology and she acts all grumpy but she secretly finds it amusing as he prods her into it.
- “Oh Thor please!” “Thor not leave until Hetty Love Gordon” “Do I have to?!” “Yes.” “Ugh fine Hetty Love Gordon” “Hmmm more sincere?” “THOR?!” “Good enough”
- Thor is afraid of Hetty when she gets mad. He still thinks her power was sending people to hell.
- Trevor secretly pays rent to sam and jay via his illegal job. Sam knows (how do you miss an extra $350 a month?) but keeps quiet in appreciation.
i’ll think of more eventually
