please speak š wanna hear about that akaashi brainrot make it my problem
omg yes ok :> iāve v lazy rn but !! here are some headcanons off the top of my head hehe
he smells like vanilla, especially in the mornings when heās drinking his coffee (also he uses an unholy amount of creamer </3)
as much as he wonāt admit it, heās so mf clumsy </3 hip-checks doors and tables on a regular basis sigh
speaking of which, on multiple occasions he has gotten distracted by you and walk straight into doors or walls š
he canāt pronounce stethoscope and he swears it will be his villain origin story (picture something like this LMAO)
when he first got his glasses, he would sometimes forget about them and fall asleep with them on.. they broke fairly often
also refuses to wear contacts bc heās terrified of touching his eyes
his handwriting is messy but itās.. aesthetic messy? if that makes sense?
1000% the person that sketches little things in the margins of his notebook or the bottom of the page on tests ā the teacher has seen a few doodles that look suspiciously like you
timeskip akaashi twists his wedding ring whenever he gets anxious
also kisses it for good luck sometimes (on occasion, his coworkers will think heās kissing his finger and they are slightly concerned)
he can and will cry at shitty romance movies
flavored water > regular water
says odd things whenever he canāt remember the right word for things (the dish bath = the dishwasher, reflective window = mirror, etc)
he gets really excited and rambles about things sometimes ebdjcb :(( itās especially cute after heās had a long day and he can just talk about This Thingā¢ that he likes