#ghostvriska

[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

hey ur new theme thing is really cute uwu

thanks!!!!!1

(aoi asahina is adorable though so how could it NOT be super cute)

[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

you wake up. you are a meerkat. right beside you is another meerkat. in front of you is the girl you stole a rock from in elementary school and she is holding that rock. she is going to throw the rock at the two of you and kill you because you are pocket meerkats which are meerkats but they fit in your pocket without you having to tape them into a ball which most pockets require. what do you do

i gorge out her eyes with my meerkat claws and take back the rock fuck her

[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

aleaha u havent posted anything in over a day. are u stuck in art class. do i need to organize a rescue mission because i will

please send help

[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

every time i walk outside to my bus after school i sneeze from the sunlight

literally EVERY DAY and people just look at me weird and dont even say "bless you" or SHIT anymore

[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

have u seen the movie life of pi because in this one scene theres an island and its just meerkats its a whole meerkat island there are exactly 88888888 meerkats and it made me think of u

NO BUT i saw the movie trailer and i was so surprised when i saw the meerkats omg

thats the first time ive seen meerkats mentioned outside of animal planet since the 3rd molly moon book when she found the mutilated body of a dead meerkat

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[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

close

[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

asks all of the things. all of them. where is ur macaroni now

roxy. roxy stop

omg im smilign so wide i think u broke my face GOOD JOB

im picking random ones

(the post)

72. i cannot touch my nose with my tongue

76. stankovich

78. pray 2 satan

79. “died as fabulously as she lived” (not really though omg i have NO IDEA. i want a joke on it though. i want to make people laugh at least if i m dead thats sad enough)

80. effervescent, iridescent, iris, isis, enigma, anomaly, serendipity, onomatopoeia

82. my feet are sweaty and im so nervous oh my god go away

84. being able to come up with an endless supply of witty comebacks to roxy (no but for reals WATERBENDING yes pls. i want this to include bloodbending & being a healer fuck yes)

93. i wish

98. i play soccer and i played volleyball for 20 minutes and ran track for 2 weeks

103. i’m a partial-vegetarian.. have been for a year and 1/2 uwu but  im not super strict abotu it!!!!1 i hate eating pork/beef/lamb/any red meat really but occasionally i’ll eat a little if i have no choice, and idc if people around me eat it

107. r u for real

118. maybE

129. yeah and it totes sucked let me tell ya

137. yessss uwu

142. i went to applebees and my mom told me not to touch the plate because it was hot and i did anyways and ive had that scar for like 10 years now omg

147. yeah

153. (you)

154. giving vriska a hug. ofmg i dont have any dirty fantasies sorry

[whyrufollowingthisiremade]

i really want to know the story behind brocoli-analfister

broccoli*

me TOO!! but thats the problem you see i have no idea either

(also i just made up that url shhh but yeah ive seen some pretty weird ones ok)