* @giallifilm — tegan said: "it's not a family vacation without a few trips to the emergency room."
⠀⠀⠀"GUESS NOT,"⠀ says the lucky guy with a broken arm, wincing as they drive over a particularly shitty pothole. jason is simultaneously one of the smartest people in the room at any given time, and probably one of the dumbest, too. there is no in-between. hence the funny angle his ulna sits at now and the frisbee still stuck on the rooftop of the cabin a few miles back. a little tip for the common-sensically challenged: having your two oldest children ⠀( one eight, and the other twelve years of age, respectively )⠀ covertly hold the ladder while you attempt to retrieve a rogue frisbee — one that all of the other adults present said to leave up there when you proposed this idea — is not the only safety measure you should take when climbing up onto the world's mossiest roof. like, at all.
⠀⠀⠀he wouldn't let solveig into the car with them, said that if she looked at his arm in this state or tried to heal him she was going to make herself sick, and he'd already traumatized their kids enough today. that, and he needed someone to assure tyler and rosemary that they weren't responsible for their dad's dumbass getting hurt.
⠀⠀⠀"i didn't even get the stupid fuckin' thing down, though. this is so lame."
