#gian d. threads.

[thisgusting]

"she told me her favourite class was... 'upper' — safe to say, the date ended there..." probably for a good reason, right ?? he just... walked out on her. no shame in that. "i only asked because she had a sticker of a game character on the case of her phone..." // @worstguy

[thisgusting]

"did you know the reason behind your internal body temperature rising when you're infected is not because the vessel's trying to get its shit together ??" oh, god... please do not continue speaking !! "it happens because viruses are using it to mine bit.coin, actually." there was a reason they never allowed themselves to speak up; the things that were coming out of their mouth were fully not... serious. but... could gian take themselves seriously ?? like, ever ?? their entire life was a fucking joke !! they had an excruciatingly grim backstory ( lore, if you will !! ) to back it up. // @luvticon

[thisgusting]

"why did i not think of insurance fraud before ??" they're lazy, that's it. nothing else. now that gian has thought of it, though... they might as well commit to the bit, right ?? their so-called 'life' was a joke, so why not make the most of it while they still can ?? "at least i would make it look authentic, unlike those idiots that stand there, waiting for the car to be near them and then dolphin dive," they'd continue, "i'm bored." // @cinnamcroll