i keep thinkin about giants not knowing how to properly eat certain fruits. like, not knowing that you’re supposed to peel an orange, or cut around the big seed in a mango. bc why would they know this? fruits are a small little treat that they just pop in their mouth like a piece of candy.
giant: why does orange flavor taste good, but every time i eat an actual orange, it’s bitter
human: what are you talking about
giant: it’s always bitter!
human: the peel is bitter, but you don’t eat that.
human: do… do you not peel oranges before you eat them
giant: you don’t just eat them whole??
human: [takes off running]
giant: wait no gET BACK HERE—