Sort of doing a bit of a sub-series/spin off of the Claves series focused on the crown prince as he ascends to the role of King.
The newly ascended king of Sonata, has to deal with neighboring kingdoms as they test the waters and the push the limits of the new ruler. Scherzo might be inexperienced, but he does have serious Big Dick Energy.
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King Scherzo stepped out from his cabin and onto the deck of the ship. The sea air was crisp and cool. Scher had never been much for sailing before, but this ship was outfitted with the best magical stabilizers. As such, it coasted through the waves with nary a tilt no matter how fierce the storms raged around him. However, today the weather was calm and beautiful which stood in stark contrast to the tension which hung in the air.
Scherzo had only recently taken the throne, but there sadly wasn’t going to be a grace period as he settled into the role. Already, neighboring kingdoms were stirring up trouble. It was nothing serious… yet, but Scherzo could tell that these were just the more militant factions testing the waters. The Sonata kingdom never had a taste for war, but the magical prowess of its citizens were well-known. Not only was this the home of the Arcanum and other similarly powerful magic guilds and universities, but the royal family in particular was known to be a line of powerful casters. However, with the former king abdicating suddenly, this lead many foreign factions to assume that the current chain of command was weak and fractured.
“We’re almost at the rendezvous point,” Rudd said.
Scher glanced over at his pal. Rudd had been Scherzo’s closest advisor and confidant even before Scherzo took the throne, but ever since Scherzo had been crowned king, Rudd served as Scherzo’s official right-hand man. The enchanter’s presence helped Scherzo relax, and Scherzo didn’t object to the guy’s appearance either.
Rudd cut an imposing figure as he stood at Scher’s side. Not only was his body fit and lean, but aside from a few small baubles such as a pendant and a wristband to denote his station, Rudd was as naked as the day he was born. His bare, bronzed skin seemed to glow in the sun. His body was covered head to toe in glistening runes. Even his immense cock and balls were thoroughly inscribed. Rudd’s nuts were so huge that they rested solidly on the deck of the ship, and his enormous cock draped over his nuts so far that the head of it rested on the ground on the opposite side. Rudd was by far the most endowed person on the ship… at least, at first glance.
Scherzo was not as nude as Rudd, but his attire was similarly minimalist. He wore his wide-brimmed wizard hat, a small traveler’s cloak, and a tight pair of briefs which cupped his modest cock and balls nicely. To anyone who was not familiar with Scher or his entourage, one might even think that Scher was well below average below the belt.
As Scher looked out over the open waters, he first sensed the surge of magic before he even saw the effects. Suddenly there were ripples in the air all around them, and one after another, flagships with banners and flags from various nations blinked into view. These were the military and government leaders of several nearby nation states.
Once all the ships were in position, magic flickered through the skies once more as larger than life projections of each nation’s leaders were displayed above each ship. The illusory forms of the diplomats each appeared to be nearly forty feet tall. They each towered over their respective flagships. The crowd ran the gamut from gigantic, burly warriors to slim, slight scholars, and even the occasional foppish noble. Yet, all eyes were focused on the twinkish visage of the recently crowned King of Sonata.
“So, this is the new king?” A particularly gruff figure scoffed.
“Doesn’t look anything like his father.” Said a haughty looking woman.
“Indeed, and if it’s not too gauche to mention, he looks a bit… lacking, shall we say?” One of the gaudy gentlemen said while holding up a finger and thumb to indicate that this was a slight dig at Scher’s package.
The crowd cackled and guffawed, but Scherzo remained calm and collected. Finally, when the laughter had died down, Scherzo spoke up.
“So, is this the whole reason you called me out here? To make dick jokes?” Scherzo said with a sigh.
“You can’t blame us for looking,” One of the wealthy nobles said.
“Yes. Your kingdom has a bit of a… reputation, shall we say?” A shifty looking figure said.
“We can see your advisor from here. He looks bigger than your projection,” the haughty woman from earlier said. As she did so, she held a hand to cover her mouth and let out one of the most abrasive laughs Scherzo had ever heard.
“They say that in your kingdom, size represents power,” the shifty figure from earlier said.
“If that’s the case, I’d say you’re powerless!” the gruff figure said with a laugh.
Scherzo sighed and shook his head. He had a feeling it would come to this, but he had kind of hoped to say a few things before playing his trump card. However, it looked like everyone gathered was more than happy to see him has weak and ineffective. This called for a show.
Scherzo raised both his arms and began to speak loudly and clearly.
“I apologize if my appearance is not what you had expected. I had meant to show some decency since I know none of you are as gifted as we are,” Scherzo said.
The crowd looked amongst themselves and murmured in response. There were a few snide comments and a few scoffs, but no one made a direct effort to interrupt.
“I’ll admit. I’m not at my strongest right now. For you see… it takes a lot of effort to maintain this spell. It’s almost more than I can handle by myself,” Scherzo said.
“And what spell is this?” The haughty woman from earlier said.
“This better not be a trap,” the gruff man growled.
“Our vessels are heavily warded against any and all magical assaults. If you try anything, we will be forced to defend ourselves,” the shifty man said.
“You all are in no danger. Well, from me anyway. My magic is currently being focused inward. I’ve been… limiting myself out of respect for all who are gathered here today,” Scherzo said.
“I’ll believe that when I see it,” the gruff man said with a laugh.
“I’m getting that impression, yes,” Scherzo said. Scherzo then dismissively waved a hand and said, “I was hoping to have some polite introductions before we moved on to this stage, but very well. You were correct in your previous assertions that where I am from cock size does denote magical prowess, but since it is seen as crass where you all are from, I have been hiding my size.”
There were more murmurs from the crowd. The political leaders all exchanged glances and a few whispers, but everyone was now listening intently to what Scherzo had to say.
Scherzo stepped up to the side of the ship. He climbed over the railing, spread his legs wide, and raised a hand above his head.
“There was a reason my father chose to fast track my coronation,” Scherzo said. There was an impish smirk on his face and a glint in his eyes that piqued the interest of everyone who had gathered. With one loud, resonating snap of his fingers, the magic around him dissipated. Spacetime between his legs began to warp and fray, and as all the foreign dignitaries stared in awe, Scherzo’s cock burst forth from the small cloth pouch that held it and rapidly began to grow and swell. In an instant, his cock was so huge that it hung off the edge of the ship and dipped into the water below. It was easily a thirty-foot drop, but his growth was showing no signs of slowing. Soon, Scherzo’s cock was so huge that only the base of the shaft was visible above the waves. Much like an iceberg, the vast majority of his mass was beneath the ocean. The entirety of his colossal nuts were completely submerged.
The dignitaries couldn’t believe what they were seeing. At first, they thought it was another illusion, but soon their ships began to lurch to the side. The crews scrambled to try and steady the ships as a colossal cock shaft surfaced. The sheer force of Scherzo’s mountain-range sized cock caused the seas to part. The crews and dignitaries stared up in awe at the wall of flesh which had shoved their meeting aside as easily as a storm blowing the seeds from a dandelion. However, this was far from the end of it. As Scherzo’s cock continued to swell, the ships began to rock once more. The crews tried to batten down the hatches and stabilize the ships, but they soon realized that it was pointless. They were no longer in the water. They were now run aground atop a gigantic, fleshy landmass that stretched for as far as the eyes could see. The sea itself was swapped out for a veritable ocean of ball flesh. Scherzo’s nuts were so unfathomably massive that even the wrinkles on his sack looked like the waves of a choppy ocean.
Finally, the growth slowed to a halt. After a few frantic moments of the various crews doing damage reports, it was deemed that no ships were harmed, but all the ships were not going to be getting out of there on their own power.
Scherzo glanced around at the projections of other dignitaries around him. There was a smug smirk on his face as he spoke up once more, “I had hoped that we could all have a pleasant discussion as equals, but since none of you seemed interested in hearing me out, I’ll invoke the rules of sovereign ground.”
“Sovereign ground!? This is open sea!” The haughty woman gasped.
“I think we can safely say that I own this landmass,” Scherzo replied.
“It’s not a landmass, it’s a body part,” the foppish noble grumbled.
“If cities built on the backs of turtles can claim to be a landmass, I don’t see why this is any different,” Scherzo said.
“That’s true, but in those situations, the creature must be of sufficient size to classify as a landmass,” the gruff man said as he stroked his bearded chin.
“Exactly. International laws state that in order for a creature to classify as a landmass, it must exceed a surface area of at least…” the shifty man began to state. His voice trailed off as he tried to wrack his brain for the exact measurements, but Scherzo quickly cut in.
“Surface area of at least ten miles, yes yes. We passed that a while ago,” Scherzo said.
Scherzo had a smug grin on his face as he stared at their reactions. The gathered dignitaries were too stunned to speak. They just stared at the enormous cock that rose out of the waters in shock and awe. Finally, Scherzo broke the silence.
“Well, since you’re all here as my guests, let’s talk shop,” Scherzo said.
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