#giant oppa.

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hhanseung replied to your post: You're gonna give him a heart attack if you...

I don’t need my boy to be a father at such a young age. Pimp some other dogs, please?? I don’t need more puppies to chew on my goddamn furniture. { `sighs. } Unless what you’re bringing from Japan is a couch, then, alright–

So if I get you new furniture, you’d totally be up for the idea of letting him have a wife? Or... wives. [/chuckles] I’m not sure if Mave would be monogamous... your apartment might end up looking like a dog shelter. 

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[ ✉ : H y e m i n P a r k _ 04:40 a.m. ] it's very late, i know, i don't give a damn. but i have something for you from jeju. i feel like you might kill me for this but ah, what the hell right? come to busan. i'm not sending this one via mail, it's too dangerous. come and get it!!

[ 💌 Giant ] What is this thing…[ 💌 Giant ] It must be a big deal that you need to tell me at 4 am in the morning…[ 💌 Giant ] And I need to travel all the way to pick it up myself?! It better be worth it.[ 💌 Giant ] … is it a calendar? A bomb? GIVE ME HINTS!!!!!

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No? I haven't even drank anything today. You actually sort of reminded me to— I'll drink some later. But, isn't that the same thing what you do? You're not doing people's hair??! My life's been a lie.

Sometimes I wonder if you’re really my best friend or not... our friendship is postponed till further notice. Or at least until you figure out what I actually do for a living!!

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Hold on. I can't stop laughing. You have a hairstylist???! Hyemin-ah. It's like being a pilot and have someone else fly the jet for you???! WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME?! And did you just call me Hal— ah...

... what’s so funny about that? I’m not a hairstylist, what’s wrong with asking one to do my hair for me? You’re weird. High on meds?

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I thought you were going to dye your hair green? Or was it blue? Or were you just trying to get my hopes up— I already did a lot of research on what to call you if you dyed your hair green, dammit.

I wanted to dye it either of those colours, or both. I even gave you suggestions on what to call me! But alas, my hairstylist forbade me from frying my hair further. it’s not my fault, okay. I have three colours in my hair now. Blonde, light pink, light purple. Good luck finding a new nickname for me. 

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hhanseung replied to your photoset: @hhanseung

The female or the male— this is you, not me. Psh.

You’re the male... actually you could be both. 

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hhanseung replied to your photoset: thankyoukds: ‘Be with you everyday♥’ ...

How and WHERE can I even buy something like that? The dark web??? You know what, might as well buy me a gun and shoot my head with it—

hhanseung replied to your photoset: thankyoukds: ‘Be with you everyday♥’ ...

LET ME LIVE IN PEACE.

Oh my God, you’re like the epitome of dramatic... 

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[ ✉ : H y e m i n P a r k _ 02:30 p.m. ] you disappeared on me again.

[ 💌 Giant ] I was... just trying to master the disappearing act! I’m aspiring to be a part time magician, you know?[ 💌 Giant ] I’m joking, work is sucking up my life actually...[ 💌 Giant ] BUT hi oppa, I miss you. Did you get my gift? 😊