#gideonboyle

[d-milestone-blog]

TEXT: Heya blondie, how's it cooking?

TEXT: I don’t really know how to answer that, honestly.TEXT: How are you?

[bo-wiltshire-blog]

TEXT: That's what I said, Bo. me embarrassing you because I'm embarrassing. Do keep up.

( ✉ → sms ): ..... oh. i though. nevermind.( ✉ → sms ): well way to take the fun outta getting a dig at u( ✉ → sms ): youre not supposed to admit to bein embarassin

[bo-wiltshire-blog]

TEXT: Nah, saves me from having to embarrass you in public.

( ✉ → sms ): ur dreamin mate that never happens( ✉ → sms ): ur the embarrasin one

[bo-wiltshire-blog]

TEXT: Someone's got to make sure you get fined when you park your car the wrong way.

( ✉ → sms ): thats y i have a bike( ✉ → sms ): gonna have to find somethin else to book me for mate ( ✉ → sms ): good luck i’m good at this

[bo-wiltshire-blog]

TEXT: Hey now I didn't leave you for the USA, I left you for .... opportunities. But I've actually been going to the police academy. I might return to Montreal when I graduate!

( ✉ → sms ): yeah yeah u still left me( ✉ → sms ): ..... youre gonna be a bronze?

[bo-wiltshire-blog]

TEXT: It's Gideon... I'm insulted you didn't memorise my number )':

( ✉ → sms ): .... no way this is fake( ✉ → sms ): Gid betrayed me for the usa( ✉ → sms ): but seriously whats goin on where are u why haven’t u come back home yet? :(

[emilyastor]

TEXT: What has two legs, nine fingers and walks around in a cop uniform?

(text message): a police dalmatian that ate one of his toes and now thinks he’s a person so he stands on his hind legs? 

(text message): is this a trick question...

[bo-wiltshire-blog]

TEXT: How's my girl doing?

( ✉ → sms ): new phone who dis?( ✉ → sms ): ...... but no really this is a new phone and the bloke at the shop couldn’t do whatever it is to get my contacts so...