Roxy’s Pet Peeves: Listen up, fake fetchers
Hey, Dawg
Say hey to some more of my furry friends-in-need, brought to you courtesy of my furry friends at Giive a (bleep) and The Santa Monica Daily Press. So pull up a patch of frayed carpet and get to know my packmates like Honey up there. That girl can’t stop smiling and comes with a lifetime guarantee. She has two different colored eyes, like David Bowie. Maybe that’s what Ziggy Stardust was going for with his Diamond Dogs concept album. Hard to tell. I’m a dog.
Anyway, Honey Pie isn’t the only domestic animal looking for new digs, and digging new human friends. (see below)
But first, I got a peeve… You know what burns my bandana? When I see dog owners at the park pull that ol’ sleight of hand and fake a fetch throw. Oh, the stick is in your hand? You fooled your dog. A proud moment for the top of the food chain! But I dogress (sic).
Why Giive a (bleep)? Because how you treat animals says a lot about how you treat one another.
Till next time, remember to curb your dog. It’s your dooty!
~~ Roxy