#gil-vs-chev

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They should have named you Gilbert von Cliché

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Nothing, just Gil's and Chev's brains slapping each other, and me mimicking their ahoges.

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Omg, you are such an honest person, Gil !

Unlike you, I'm never sarcastic, after all.

Agent Provocateur 💋

You take no notice of other people, but a nation is primarily composed of people ???

When Chev does these things 🥺

At the beginning, he couldn't stand Belle and the sheer thought of her potentially sabotaging his grand mission, and now, look at him. Hahah, maybe he's trying to seduce her into choosing him to become the next king!

Was Chev to kill her out of jealousy, would he blame it on politics and say, "She was a threat to national interests, thus I had to eliminate the Eyepatch's puppet." ?

After all, he's not the best at dealing with emotions, so he might miss that particular one.

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On the contrary. Chevalier is so profound that he cannot fathom his own emotional abyss. He is struggling with emotions of other people, though, because, while growing up, he was always alone, isolated from others

No, cuz I was sure you were asking me to sit down onto your lap and straddle you

He's funny

Yeah dude, I'm worried about your circulation, for it seems bad enough already

No, just one *cough* dangerous 🗡️ *cough* is lurking somewhere in that particular area

Well

(sfw)

(Gil: *does something*

Me: "You gotta learn your place!"

Also me: *overthinks* 'Mhm. That's totally because I need to maintain the absolute control over the entire bloody situation. Ok, that's actually a half of me. And the other half of me is definitely hoping he'll do the opposite out of sheer spite... ")

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I assume that's exactly what he wants, you to determine I should be killed in order not to fall into his hands, since his little birds probably already told him you find me a mere obstacle to your ambition.

If you do kill me, he'll expose your crime to the entire nation.

On the other hand, should you fail, he'll welcome me in his gentle protective embrace, and keep seducing me with both pleasure and pain until I give in and become his puppet.

Finally, should he fail, he will kidnap me, which, again, opens the doors to all sorts of possibilities.

He won't kill me, though, because for him, I am worth more alive than dead.

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I am sure his skin is hungry, but, also, if he isolates Belle, there's a greater chance he'll manage to seduce her, because, if he succeeds, he'll be able to control her, thus choosing the new king himself.

(seduce to the dark side 😂)

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I wanted to punch Chev and I found Gil cute.

Interestingly enough, my feelings were swapped while reading their story...

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He doesn't need to poison you, he doesn't need to drug you. He will inject your body with enough sensory stimulation you won't be able to breathe, let alone think clearly.