Nathaniel Howe: My father served the Hero of River Dane and fought against the Orlesians, yet our family lost everything!
Gilan Cousland, suddenly in fishnets and stilettos: THEY HAD IT COMIN'!
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Nathaniel Howe: My father served the Hero of River Dane and fought against the Orlesians, yet our family lost everything!
Gilan Cousland, suddenly in fishnets and stilettos: THEY HAD IT COMIN'!
Gilan: What are you doing out here?
Oren: I'm taking out the trash.
Gilan: Taking out the trash? Taking out the TRASH?! That's a great idea! The trash hardly ever gets to go out!
~cut to Gilan and Oren standing on a tall tower that overlooks all of Highever, each holding a trash container~
Gilan: Trash, this is Highever! Highever, this is the trash!
Someone, perusing Gilan and Zevran's bookshelves: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being bisexual.
Zevran: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they won't let you do it.
Zevran: What are you doing?
Gilan: I'm getting dressed.
Zevran: Why?
Gilan: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
Arl Howe: Prepare to feel very bad about yourself!
Gilan: Well, I've been preparing for that my entire life!
Gilan, playing the guitar and singing: Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves...
Gilan: We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than a pretty blond boy with an ass that won't quit.
Gilan Cousland at some point, probably.