#gilbert pls

[damnprussia]

"Hey, take it easy. You've been out for almost half an hour."

“What?” Gilbert came back to it and almost immediately sat up way too fast. It caused him to lay back down again. He couldn’t even remember what was going on. “What are you doing here?” he asked groggily. “Did you drug me?” Oh god, Arthur probably killed him. He always felt like shit after he died nowadays.

[landforces-archived]

Kiss Marry Kill: Ivan, Roderich, the Swollen Carcass of A Deformed Calf

BOY I DID ASK FOR SOME ANONS DIDN’T I

What do you think of me? The choice couldn’t be more clear. I would obviously marry no one, kiss the swollen carcass of a deformed calf and Kill BOTH Roderich and Ivan.

[leiisekampf-blog]

@ofromance liked for a starter

" ＳＯ! "

          Gilbert rubbed his chin as he tried to look cool, leaning against the wall in front of his friend. Mouth opened to speak after he cleared his throat, “ Since I’m an awesome big brother I left West to do his usual stuff around the house so he has no distractions!! Which means that you, my less awesome but cool enough buddy, can bask in my awesome presence for today!! “ 

          In reality Gilbert had gotten kicked out of the house for being lazy and not helping clean like he was supposed to...BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE DETAILS AM I RIGHT!? 

“ Because of this, I say today we start yet another awesome day doing something cool!! Since I’m at your place you can do the honors of showing me around!! How does that sound!?!  “

[liachtaschta]

[Knock knock knocks on her door] [His costume's really lazy, if you even want to call it a costume. All he's wearing is a pair of devil horns and a little clip-on spiked tail on the back of his pants] Trick or treat, smell my feet! Gimme something nice to eat!! [Gives a toothy grin!!]

[She blinks upon seeing his appearance, but can’t help but smile really.]

Gilbert —? Is that you —? I — I don’t have anything prepared really…would a cookie do?