get ready for crackships bish ---- [text]: I’m coming home early, be ready for me. (mikki/delilah) & [text]: I’ve been thinking about you all day. (seamus/ginger) & [text]: Take all your clothes off. I want you to be ready when I get home. (asher/delilah from barton)
[text]: I’m coming home early, be ready for me.
Delilah→Mikki: You’ll be coming in another way too, if it’s up to me. Delilah→Mikki: Badum tiss. I am the master of sexting.Delilah→Mikki: …Please still want to have sex with me.
[text]: I’ve been thinking about you all day.
Ginger→Seamus: Oh, Gosh. You can’t just things like that out of the blue, Seamus… Ginger→Seamus: ButI’veSortOfBeenThinkingAboutYouToo… {monkey ‘no see’ emoji}
[text]: Take all your clothes off. I want you to be ready when I get home.
Delilah→Asher: Your wish is my command. I’m naked and starving for a piece of you.