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Can you do some V ox sneeze headcanons if you please?

O o ooo, okay! TV man time!

Whenever he sneezes, his exhaust fans shoot out coolant or dust from his circulation fans in a big cloud

Snough sufferer (T_T), all of his sneezes are very short with very little in the way of vocalization.

Lots of "HhN'Kk! Hh'tchh! Kxxhht!" with pops of fizzing and static.

Doesn't have a sinus cavity, so he can't actually sniffle, but whenever his circulation fans stop and restart, they make a deep hissing sound that sounds like sniffling.

Instead of rubbing his nose, he spam-taps the center of his screen to try and get himself to sneeze, or to relieve the irritation during a fit.

Has an admin-accessible menu to look "inside of him" to see what's irritating his system or clogging his fans, where to dislodge the irritant, the technician working on him (or his assistant) has to play a matching game to make him sneeze.

Gets malware and viruses a lot because he's a gullible moron who still has 50s brainrot and falls for phishing scams CONSTANTLY. If Al/ast/or knew how to use a computer he'd be COOKED, getting sent malicious emails and spam links on the DAILY.

Can only contract "organic" ailments if someone gets the pathogens directly on his sensitive internal structures, he has caught many a cold by his personal technician- who doesn't have many sick days- sneezing onto his wires while his back panel was open.

Is prone to his coolant piping system leaking and getting blockages, especially if he's sick with a virus, and the rattling and flushing of those pipes sounds like an awful wet cough, forcing him to slam on his chest with a fist or a splayed hand to get everything back in working order.

If you press two buttons on his lower back at the same time, he sneezes, because they function as an auto-clean for his filtration system. His assistant regularly uses it to get back at him for being rude or cruel, sometimes he tapes the buttons down to get V/ox stuck in a loop.

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..... Velvette snzcanons...? :'D

Y e sssss!!! Yes yes yes! My q u een! (If I had to pick a favorite it'd have to be her, black women I love youuu)

Allergic to certain kinds of wildflowers, her bedroom and most common areas in the tower have fake plants as a result.

Gets sneezy when she has mint or dark chocolate, which she hates because the Hell version of Thin Mints are some of her favorites.

Doesn't like to stifle because she thinks it gives you wrinkles.

Usually sneezes in doubles, multiple single sneezes back to back are usually pre-cold sneezes.

Lots of "Ii-Ih'pSshhuu!" or "IH'PsShhiew!", sometimes the "SsHhiew!" at the tail end can get louder, especially if it's the last sneeze in a fit. Her sneeze is very consistent, to the point where V/ox and V/al have said if they ever suspect a doppelganger or shapeshifter has replaced her, they'll can make her sneeze as a foolproof check.

Had tonsil surgery in life and then her fuck ass tonsils grew BACK after she died, so now every time she gets so much as a sniffle she loses her voice.

Isn't the best at taking care of herself because she's too busy on her fashionista, social media marketer, and artist grind, so instead of being doted on or doing healthy self care tasks, she's more inclined to abuse medication.

If left to her own devices she will just mainline cough syrup before she takes a sip of water.

Completely unafraid of telling people that she's sick, she'd rather people know than try to hide it and get embarrassed by her symptoms.

Is absolutely mortified if she isn't in complete control of her symptoms and the general public/ her audience see her while she's indisposed. You publish a video of her without editing out every last cough and sniffle? You're fired.

Her nose gets very stuffy and/or runny when she's ill, to the point where she constantly has a tissue held up to her face because sniffling also gives you wrinkles.

Absolutely loves herself some tea with honey and lemon, will spend the entire duration of her cold chugging it out of a big stupid thermos.

Colds almost always go to her throat and chest, and to alleviate congestion in her lungs, sometimes she'll literally have one of her employees standing behind her and occasionally whacking her back on command when she has to cough.

Can be a bit gloomy when she's sick as opposed to being cranky and bitter, makes a lot of solemn and dreary posts on line...lot of rainy cloud emojis.

Tries to ward off illness if she feels like she's getting sick by putting echinacea and eucalyptus oil in her bath water and on her face when she does her nightly skincare routine. It never works the way she wants, she'll feel a bit better but because her cold isn't magically gone, it's a hoax in her mind.

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Hi hello I need you to know that ever since you sent me that ask about Angel and Husk coughs, I’ve been imagining Angel coughing scenarios, and like??

Not to come here with unsolicited thoughts but I keep thinking of how miserable he’d be with bronchitis and how he would keep Husk awake with that. And how Husk would immediately recognize that Angel has bronchitis because in my mind, Husk has more experience with those kinds of things

I literally had zero of these thoughts until yesterday and now I’m so attached to them, thank you 🙏🏻

Oh my god feel free to come in with unsolicited thoughts, this whole account is unsolicited thoughts asfsdf I love it. I can have someone to yammer about this stuff with asfsdfg I feel spoiled by the amount of people interested in more than just sneezing on this side of tumblr, back in the blue forum days there were like 5 people interested in coughing.

Husk's hypersensitive ass ears can probably tell that his boyfriend has bronchitis before he can.

They'll be sitting in silence at the bar and his ears start twitching as he listens to the congested trilling in AD's chest while he breathes and just asks casually as he slides a bloody mary across the bar, "You ain't over that cough yet, are you?" Angel chokes back a wet cough behind clenched teeth, murmuring out a short "N-no," in response, drowning his sorrows in clamato juice and vodka.

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Do you have any snz headcanons for Stolas?

A a a aaa snzcanon train goes c r azy, I have many!! (Also hello hiiii, seeing you in my notes every now and again has been so sweet, I am waving ecstatically ^^)

Cannot stifle to save his life, he was never taught how and it never feels right, if the sneeze doesn't hit, he will sneeze again and again until it hits right, his body demands it.

Sneezes end up being a bit owl-y, lots of "Hnk'TsSHOO! H-hah'KSsSHOO! HrR'SsCHOO!"

Usually sneezes in doubles or triples, a single sneeze is rare.

Being sheltered for most of his developmental years gave him a l o t of allergies: dust, mold, mildew, cat hair, lavender, a lot of the "cheaper" soaps and shampoos (He is s o thankful that Bl/itz is bald), the list goes on

Was also only taught how to cover his sneeze using a handkerchief, not his arm, because god forbid he sully his beautiful expensive clothes, which means that if he doesn't have a hanky to cover with... he's using his hands (yeah...super classy)

Always has at least one handkerchief on him at all times, and is not above using a pocket square as a makeshift handkerchief if he needs to/ if his regular hanky is already soaked.

Not a very wet sneezer, his sinuses tend to be very dry unless he's got a particularly nasty cold (unfortunately this means he's prone to "nose"/beak bleeds with all of his sneezing causing friction without moisture)

His eyes water a lot, it looks almost elegant and dainty as though he's a bit teary-eyed or passively crying, but then his sclerae turn red and his lower eyelids get puffy and it goes from "Aww cute" to "Here is ALL of the Hell-Dryl, go nuts"

Gets very sneezy when he drinks, particularly when he drinks red wine because it's so "dusty"...and also because he might be allergic to it, who's to say, he refuses to get another allergy test done because last time he got so many positives that the itching nearly turned him feral.

His immune system leaves... some things to be desired. It isn't necessarily weak, but it's definitely been skipping the gym. If he's around someone while they're ill, or even around someone who's been around someone else who was ill, he's probably catching it.

Has a more fragile constitution, something that St/el/la pestered him about constantly, telling him to cover up, layer up, stay out of drafts, because if there was one thing worse than being seen with her wimpy husband, it was being seen with him while he was sniffling and sneezing.

^ He would complain that she exaggerated but she was 100% right. Opening the freezer while still damp from the bath? Cold. Sitting in a draft without his dressing gown or a cardigan? Cold. Not toweling off after gardening in the rain? Cold.

^ He has a sore throat every other week because he refuses to stop walking around his big drafty palace with his dressing gown open and his chest out. Stubborn motherfucker.

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ozzie snzcanons???

I have tried to upload this one and I stg I've had to re-type it 5 times (my power went out, computer restarted, etc), and I'd meltdown and pout and refuse to do it but I am GOING to finish it this time!

Sneezes are very peculiar, sometimes singles, sometimes doubles. He likes to space them out pretty often to ride the high of the tingling sensation and the release.

A noticeable amount of buildup, sometimes he'll go into his deep Demon-Mode voice mid-hitch.

Heavy loud initial hitch with a much quieter release, as though he ran out of energy mid-sneeze, a lot of "H-HIHH'Ddtshhew!" "HI-IHH'ghtshew!" "Hi...I-ihh...I-IHH'dDtshhihh!"

Allergic to lilies, tulips, daisies, mold, two specific brands of rosé, and Monoammonium phosphate- the chemical found in fire extinguishers.

His flame-y mane flares out when he sneezes sometimes and he tries his hardest not to singe anything in his surroundings...ironically sometimes it spirals out of control and someone will try to spray him with fire extinguisher, which just makes it worse until a more experienced person throws water on him.

Is pretty consistent with covering, hates making a mess of the sleeves of his nice shirts, something that ends up compelling him to stay in his pajamas when he has a particularly messy cold.

Immune system is "meh"...it seems to be half-decent at its job where it manages to fight things off a bit quicker, and manages to polish off pathogens before they can really settle in and cause trouble, but not very good at keeping them out in the first place.

^^ O/zz/ie feels like he's "fighting something" every two weeks, even if they're short fights that he usually wins, a lot of random day-long sore throats, stuffy noses, headaches, and lost or hoarse voices.

He only gets properly full-out sick between 2-4 times a year, and he recovers somewhat quickly.

Gets burnt out pretty easily after spending ages partying it up and buzzing between projects, sometimes spikes psychogenic fevers when he really needs a break.

Used to work until he crashed, but after getting together with Fi/zz he has someone who tugs at him until he concedes and slides back into bed

Definitely has the fetish, doesn't indulge in it very often, but sometimes if he's feelin' it he'll induce for about an hour, it's both about the sound and about the euphoric sensation of the release for him

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HUSK SNZCANONS I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING

I am finally back from work/ getting my oil changed and here to deliver snzcanons for my favorite pretty kitty <333

Loud ass dad sneezer, sneezes with his entire head, if he was a weaker person he'd sneeze with so much force he'd knock himself over.

Very heavy on the "R"s, they're almost rolling sneezes.

Lots of "HRR'SssCHUHH!" "HRr'SsHOO!" and the occasional "HHNP'TSSHHUH!"

Usually sneezes in multiple singles spaced apart, doubles or more usually indicates that he isn't feeling well (allergies or illness...or both if he's so unlucky)

Allergic to cinnamon, roses, and the ingredients in a lot of mass-marketed forms of glitter (something he had to learn the hard way when he and An/gel were intimate while Ange was still decked out in full glam from work)

Covers pretty religiously, albeit with some sketchy technique. Tends to use the back of his wrist a lot which manages to cover sweet F.A. 80% of the time.

Is a very wet sneezer, every single one produces enough for a biohazard Jackson Pollock painting.

Can stifle, but it's both very uncomfortable and very obvious when he's doing it because he has to use his fingers and pinch them over his nostrils, and his fur stands on end with every sneeze.

Prone to his sinuses getting very congested, garbled consonants and a nerfed sense of smell, holding a cloth up to his nose to try and keep it from leaking. It almost always spreads to his ears, too.

Whenever his nose is itchy his precious little jellybean twitches and wiggles like a rabbit's nose, even as the skin around it turns pink from all of the pinching, wiping, and blowing.

Has no problem telling people when he isn't feeling well, but hates being fussed over so he usually downplays it.

Best cold remedy that isn't OTC meds: chewing on a piece of goldenrod and getting absolutely sloshed on tea with honey, lemon, ginger, and enough whiskey that it could be used as molotov fuel.

Very drowsy when he's sick, will fall asleep basically anywhere and has to be jostled pretty intensely to be woken up. Favorite place to fall asleep when he isn't feeling well is tucked between An/gel's legs.

Immune system is very good! But when sicknesses do hit, they hit hard in retaliation.

About 2/3 of the time he gets a cold he ends up with a lingering cough that annoys the shit out of him, but upon experimenting with treatments and different positions, they aren't nearly as insufferable as they used to be- coughing on your stomach while your boyfriend pats your back is apparently the prime spot for old grouchy catboys...who knew?!

Finds sneezing fascinating...unsure if it's in a kink way or not, but when the place is empty and he's bored, sometimes he induces either with a cinnamon stick or one of his feathers.

If you scratch a particular spot behind his left ear, he sneezes.

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Any Alastor snz head canons?

Oh definitely!!

Allergic to strong, cologne-y scents: citronella, teakwood, oak moss, etc

Mostly stifles, lots of "Hnk'tshh!" "Hnk'Kxxhht!" "Hh'KzZhht!"

When he does have to let loose, it's always so consonant-heavy, very deep in the sinuses: "HnK'Zzhht-chew!" "Hh'KzZSshhew!"

Tries to stay neat, has a handkerchief on him to wipe away at any unseemly mess.

^ Which is needed because he is a drippy motherfucker. Cold? Nose is running. Pollen high? Nose is running. Dusty room? Nose is running.

Mega germaphobe, if you so much as sniffle he's beating you away with his radio and will avoid you at all costs. Not cruel, but his caretaking attitude is "I got you...from over here"

Has the immune system of a wet sponge, someone on the opposite end of the room he's in could sneeze and he wakes up the next morning with a scratchy throat.

Fans in front of his face when he's about to sneeze

Gets stuck sneezes so. often. and they'll be stuck for a considerable amount of time, so much so that his eyes start watering from the buildup.

Not necessarily secretive about illness, but definitely stubborn about it, will deny and swear up and down that he isn't sick and tries to brush it off, even if it means shedding virus everywhere while pretending that he's fine.

But if the jig is up ^ and he gets caught he'll relent and let himself be taken care of...especially if he's feverish, because his inhibitions go flying out the window.

Usually starts sniffling and snorting as a prelude to even the first sneeze, as though his body is buffering and pre-loading the sneeze first...lubricating the chamber before firing the gun.

His nose also turns pink or red very quickly when he gets sneezy, after about the third sneeze, and it only gets more intense as time wears on.

His nose is also very sensitive, if you poke it on a regular day, there's a 50/50 chance he'll sneeze, if he's already allergic or sick? If you so much as wave your hand near his nose, there's a 90% chance he'll sneeze.

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... Pentious snzcanons? He's so very niche but I love him

~ Effy

YESSSS, he's another one of my fav characters (Honestly I feel like I say that about everyone, I obviously have characters I don't like very much but I have so many that I love love love that it's hard to keep track)

Dedicated handkerchief user, he has a bunch of plain ones that are monogrammed with his initials, every single one of his eggies has a backup one for him if he loses his.

No allergies, although he is particularly sensitive when eating anything remotely spicy.

Dabs at his nostrils when his "nose" is runny, so dainty, so elegant.

Sneezes in triples religiously, and his sneezes are usually a bit wet and very hiss-y, he ends up putting a lot of emphasis on the 'S'.

Sounds like "H-hih'TsSShew! Hih'TsSshiew! HIH'TsSSSshiew!" one after the other, usually, followed by a drawn out sniffle and a bleary-sounding "guhh..."

Doesn't quite understand germ theory, takes him a few lessons to learn, because without it he is completely haphazard about sneezing.

Instead of fanning a single hand in front of his face, when he has to sneeze, he ends up fanning and flapping both hands idly in the air as he hitches before hurriedly patting around on his person for his handkerchief.

Has his hitching drawn out just a bit, "hIhh- H-hihh...Ihhh! Hihh!...hH-"

When he sneezes, his top hat also sneezes but it doesn't make any noise, which is hilarious and adorable.

Every single eye on his body closes when he sneezes.

Has a decent immune system but a delicate constitution, he's survived tonguing Ch/er/ri thoroughly when she had a cold, but if he sits under an air conditioning unit while his hood is damp, there's a 60-75% chance he's going to end up with a runny nose and a nagging cough.

Loves getting his neck massaged when he's ill and his throat hurts, it feels great.

Cold blooded suffering, loves being cuddled in blankets under a heat lamp when he's under the weather, instead of getting feverish when he's sick, he'll pile more warming agents onto himself and stretch his body temp into unsafe territories and then complain when he has to remove layers so he doesn't fry his brain.

Turns into a bumbling idiot when he's sick, almost as though he's drunk, and ends up thinking about inventions that are impractical or unsafe: like a lightning rod on an inflatable raft so you don't have to get out of the pool during a thunderstorm.

Having lived in the era of opium, castor oil, mustard plasters, and snake oil powder, Pen/tio/us is absolutely spoiled by the delicious sugar-sweet over the counter medicine that's available in Hell.