I think I need help. Seriously. I just read a comment on your PRM which threw out Marcus/Esme as a crack pairing and now I can’t unthink it.
Esme - empty, oblivious and maternal and Marcus - empty, sad and ...Yeah that’s it. Esme trying to mother him and Bella and him getting progressively more annoyed until he finally just takes her at face value. The both of them turning the Volturi into a terrifying sect where everyone is a happy family in remembrance of Didyme and to appease Esme’s need for family dynamics...
... a Pleasantville-Stepford-Wife Horror Story AU of PRM.
It is a truly horrifying brain blurb.
Quick, give me other ideas please!!! oO
Pfft, well, if it makes you feel better I don't see it because of those reasons:
Those two have no pull that will gravitate towards each other.
So we're safe.