@TheOysterThief #ProperShuck images - for those who #GiveaShuck #LinkInBio #Posted @withregram • @theoysterthief What is TheOysterThief? Technically speaking Oyster Thief is a Seaweed aka “DeadMan’s Fingers” This long, green algae has a thick velvety texture that becomes heavy when soaked in water. Attaching to Oyster Shells, the weed will “steal” the Oyster from it’s Bed with wave actions, and deposited on shore. @TheOysterThief - ProOyster Styling and Photography Show your oysters some Graphic Love (Photographic….) There are waaaay to many pics of Poorly Shucked oyster out there, and TheOysterThief will showcase the #GoodBadUgly of the Shucuked Oyster World - and offer suggestions on How to improve. Since the biginning of time - at least for the past 25 million years of the Oyster’s existence - TheOyster has been bashed open by predators for nutrition, and sustenance. Lets stop Bashing, and start Shucking - Well! @TheOysterThief will gently remind folks that since the invention of the Opposable Thumb we have been able to open oysters dextrously, and we should be doing just that & taking great Pictures of well shucked Oysters. Chefs - your food looks great, why stop at TheOyster? Growers - Showcase your Work in the best light possible It takes 5 years to Grow Oysters & 5 Seconds to Open - Don’t Shuck It Up. TheOysterThief is here to help - Lets Connect and Create! Food/Oyster Stylist & Photography #5YearsToGrow #5SecondsToOpen #5SecondShuck #DontShuckItUp #ShuckClean #ShuckPretty #SpeedKillsShuckedOysters #NiceSlowShuck @TheOysterThief will (gently) call out #ShuckedUpOysters and offer ratings of 🦪 Its not for me - its for your customers - if you want repeat Oystery business! Training, Re-Training and Full Oyster Shucker & Oyster Sommelier Education available . 🦪 Poorly Shucked - Needs Work - please adjust your technique - at least flip them 🦪🦪 - OK - good start, several noticeable cuts, broken shells, or grit 🦪🦪🦪 - Good - flipped Oyster - work on non-flip, some grit 🦪🦪🦪🦪 - Great - some not very noticeable - cut, puncture or grit - keep an eye out 🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪 - Expertly Shucked - thank you - keep up the great work! (at Oyster World) https://www.instagram.com/p/COiKAd0ByGZ/?igshid=1xzhi5dmidpy2
