“Alright, guys. Tonight’s meant to be a fun one, but we don’t want anyone to get hurt or in trouble with the law. It’s illegal to drive with a BAC above .08%, at which you are legally intoxicated. There are several online resources like websites and apps you can access via your cellphone to figure out what your BAC may be based on what you drank, your body weight and height, and how long since your last drink. But, here at Sigma Gamma Epsilon, we have two portable breathalyzers at your disposal for extra certainty, strategically placed at the front and back entrances. And if you’re not 21, don’t drink. Be smart. Be safe. Have fun!”








