A: “oh hey why don’t you stay for dinner, cutie mc cutepants?”
B: “well, i’d love to but man I’m on a time crunch, so if you could just give me that cool protection amulet you were telling me all about while we were totes flirting, I can get it looked at super quick for ya and we’ll do dinner later.”
A: “...help yourself.”
B: “can’t u bring it to me? plz? bae...”
A: “it’s right in front of you holy shit. like legit two steps. i told you”
B: *FIDGETS NERVOUSLY* “um”
A: “i said you could grab it gosh.”
B: “UMMMM.”
A: “...fuck you can’t come in can you HA I KNEW IT. THIS IS SOME STRAIGHT UP BUFFY SHIT”
B: “OMG WHAT NO OF COURSE I CAN COME IN LOOK AT ME CROSSING YOUR THRESHOLD LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN”
B: “CROSSING IT”
A: “STOP STALLING YOU FAIRY”
B: “CROOOOOOOOOSSING THE THRESHOLD”
B: “FUCK OW FUCKING PISS I CAN’T FYCJASDH OH SHIT WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN”
A: “LOL BYE” *slams door shut*
A: “fucking fair folk, i s2g.”
SEQUEL:
B: “but i loooooooove you bae, just let me in”
B: “LET ME IN OR I BLIGHT YOUR CROPS”
B: “sorry, sorry, I get mad easy I can change I swear no really i shapeshift.”
B: “let me in plz”
B: “baeeeeeeeeee”
A: "OH LOOK AT ALL THIS COLD IRON I BOUGHT.”