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*is sooth*

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FUSSES OVER AND GENERALLY COOS AT
*is sooth*
wait wait whyd you delete the reblog i didnt get to see it [pesters]
I FELT IT WAS TOO FLIPPANT………….. I put that I was chortling about how relaxing it is to sit here telling other people they are going to do just fine, #no wonder everybody’s always saying it to me #this feels amazing
mfw an actual toad gets to hang out w u before i do
I’m like 98% certain this thing just… coalesced in its entirety out of Pure Frigging Memes. Like, that maybe the possum skulls beneath my window lensed and redirected your increased Meme Traffic on this blog into unasked-for, corporeal form.
you are normal, everyone else is strange. sorry if i interrupted your routine. sleep well
Not you!!! Laughably inauspicious haircut appointment was cancelled RIGHT as I was gonna head out the door for it yesterday morning. Totally threw me off.
ive Been Had
ps casey if you stop lying about me i’ll stop tagging your name in shitty tumblr posts.
alas, she loves attn too much to agree to this and will continue lying about me anyway.
really though
it’s something else to see someone constantly lie about what you did, claiming you did shit to them that they themselves did to you. is casey gaslighting me when she claims i’m gaslighting her? is this reverse-gaslighting? will she ever figure out she is literally living a lie??????? probably not.
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im supposed to mean nothing to casey but she sure does type about me a lot even after i get bored