#glassesdon'tdothat

[distantscreeching]

I spilled an unknown substance onto my calculator in lab and now the keys are stuck together. It's safe to handle without gloves, but it's only day one of lab. I think I should also take into account that half my calculations ended in 666. 

[distantscreeching]

I have to pee really badly but there is a sleeping kitten on my lap and he just sighed and readjusted himself when I tried to move.