and if i said this was glegan headcanons what then,, i need sm 2 put me down please,, can someone else get into this ship PLEASE im going crazy n its BAAAAAAAAAD,, that or i need another crackship to take over but i cant think of any sighh
if u see this please share ur crazy weird ships that like no one else ships please please
they originally met at a gay club, negan had gone there after being kicked out of a bar earlier in the night. he was too drunk to realise where he had stumbled into. he met glenn who was also drunk off his ass, glenn stumbled over his words at the start embarrassed about everything.
it was both of theirs first time in this bar, glenn thought negan had been here lots of times considering the confidence the man had.
one thing lead to another, both of them ended up waking up in a motel bed unsure of how far they had gone the night before. negan woke up first, when he realised glenn was a man he felt nauseas. the thought of him sleeping with another man had never crossed his mind before.
most of the night had become a blur to him, but the short moments he could remember seemed too good to be true.
negans disgust at sleeping with a man doesn't stop it from happening again however. he keeps on going back to the same bar to see glenn again, and again they end up in bed together. the cycle keeps repeating.
negan only ever meets glenn at dingy motels or bars, he avoids glenn out in public most times. negans not worried about getting caught cheating on his wife, hes worried about getting caught with a man.
glenn tries to get closer, to really connect with negan but every time he gets pushed out. glenn tries to push himself closer, trying to cuddle with the man after their fun. negan lets it happen a couple of times, but he feels his emotions changing.
a weird 'love' feeling in his chest and right away hes back to shoving glenn away.
NSFW YEAH,, gonna like be fully insane rn cause a. its kinktober why not b. i still havent finished my actual fic of them so,,, anyways heres glegan with the uniform prompt because fucking why not!!!! not too kinky but who gaf!!! im acc twekign atp,, why did i do this bro what,,, anyways first proper glegan content im posting wtf!!!!!
atp i dont think anyones gonna see this n wanna spread ideas in my inbox but like,, ig its open like always as u can tell i do odd ships
Glenn stood outside Negan's door, he felt awkward standing outside dressed in his pizza delivery uniform while he wasn't on the job. knocking just hard enough for him to hear. the door opened, Negan standing there in just his shorts looking down at the man.
"pizza delivery for Negan smith?" having Glenn right in front of him, looking up at him, his eyes peaking out from under his cap. Negan wasn't sure how he was supposed to hold himself back. Glenn was a bit nervous, he knew it was all just for show but he still wanted to feel like he wasn't failing at his job.
"Why don't you put it on my table?" Glenn didn't need to be told twice, he stepped inside letting Negan close the door behind him.
it wasn't his first time in the other man's house, yet it all felt so new. Negan was close behind, watching Glenn's every move. When Glenn bent over placing the empty pizza box on the coffee table, he took his chance.
Glenn had no time to react before feeling the man's bulge rubbing against his covered cheeks. "I don't think I'm in the mood for a shit pizza anymore."
"What would you like instead?" Glenn's voice stuttered a bit. Once he turned his face around to look at Negan, the man could see how flushed Glenn was getting.
"you know what i fucking want." feeling the bulge growing against him, Glenn felt pathetic as he couldn't hold back his small whines. "yeah, you want it too."
Glenn could only nod as Negan's hands found their way to his hips, grabbing onto the younger man.
"ain't that right? you want me to fuck you huh? slutty little pizza delivery, bet you don't even give them pizzas." Negan let Glenn rub himself against him. "Look at you, do you do this to all the customers?"
"No sir." heat grew in Glenn's lower regions. He tried to keep quiet, failing miserably in the process. He couldn't help how pathetic Negan made him feel.
Negan chuckled at the other man's desperation. He wanted to ravage Glenn just as much as Glenn wanted him to do it, but he had much more control over himself.
Glenn's whining got louder, he was a desperate puppy wanting his bone.
"please sir."
"what did i say about whining." Negan looked Glenn in the eyes. He was trying to be stern, but the tear eyed look he was seeing was too much. "you want the extra sausage this bad?"
Glenn could only nod, knowing if he started pleading he wouldn't be able to stop. Negan wanted to keep teasing the boy, and wanted to keep this little game going. He knew if he did it would just end in Glenn cumming in his pants before he even got to start.
"why don't you get yourself ready for me to fuck your brains out then?"
Glenn fumbled with his belt, he cursed his uniform for having a belt. Negan waited, letting Glenn bumble around. Once the young man got his belt off and jeans unzipped, Negan didn't hesitate.
pulling them down he stared at the boxers, the last thing in his way. Backing up he started to release his cock from its cloth prison. Glenn tried shaking his ass a little, wanting to entice Negan more than he already was.
"Calm down, I'm getting your payment out." Negan couldn't help but chuckle at his own joke. Glenn was impatient, pulling down his underwear wanting Negan to finally get started.
"please."
"please what?" He knew he was being cruel but that's exactly the kind of man Negan was.
"please sir" Glenn whimpered a bit, finally feeling the tip of his gift poking his cheeks.
"heres your tip, a bit of extra sausage for you."
He gave no time for Glenn to get ready, shoving himself straight down the young man's tight hole. Glenn's walls wrapped around his cock, trying to keep it inside for as long as it could.
a loud moan erupted from the other man, Negan somehow made every time feel like his first.
"fucking pizza slut." Negan's hands went up to Glenn's hair on instinct only to be stopped by his cap. tearing the hat off of his hair, Negan didn't hold back on being rough. "one little hat ain't going to stop me."
shoving Glenn's face down on the table, he watched the man's back arch up pushing himself further onto him. Negan didn't care how rough he was, if he left bruises he knew Glenn wouldn't care the man loved having Negan's mark on him.
Glenn was in utter bliss, having his hole filled up, being pushed around, feeling like a total whore in his uniform. He wished every 'delivery' went like this.
he never wanted to leave this feeling behind, having Negan pushing himself in him over and over was a dream for him. sure they did this at minimum once a week but that didn't stop his yearning for it.
"Here's my special sauce." Snapping out of his daze Glenn turned to look as Negan pulled out. letting his cock spurt its cum out coating Glenn's work shirt. "good luck cleaning that."
negan thinking glenn would be too weak to have survived when the apoc hit,, getting surprised seeing him there in the line up havign survived for so long okay bye
guys im normal i swear guys please please,,, this is me being normal i swear!!!! anyways i love the idea of negan hunting i did think about this as an x reader hc ages ago n urghhh,,, i need him so bad,,, guys i dont think its a joke anymore i think im going crazy
Sweat dripped down Glenn's forehead as he tried to catch his breath, hearing Negan's whistle through the trees. The sound sent shivers down his spine. His entire body was on high alert, his eyes tried to focus in the dark forest while his ears kept on picking up on every small sound.
He felt like he was hearing even the bugs moving across the forest floor. Glenn tried his best to not let his bare ass touch the ground, it only made it harder for him to keep still as he was crouched down.
It seemed like Negan knew exactly how to strike fear into Glenn, every subtle noise had his heart racing. Glenn's hand covered his mouth, trying to keep his breathing from alerting the man hunting him.
"Come on out, Glenn, I know you're here." It felt like he was speaking right in Glenn's ear. Of course, he knew this wasn't true, but that still didn't stop his eyes from scanning the area.
Finally the whistling seemed to get further away, he couldn't hear any footsteps either. letting out a sigh of relief, for a moment Glenn let his body relax.
His dumb mistake.
The head of a spiked bat came down beside him. Glenn could only look up, his eyes widening as he makes eye contact with the same man he was running from.
"Not a very good hider? It's like you want me to destroy you." Negan's voice had a slight echo in the dense forest. Glenn couldn't speak, he could barely think. His heart beat sped up as he tried to back away from Negan.
"Now now, the rules are the fucking rules." Negan wasn't going to let him get far, he found him fair and square.
Negan's hand grabbed the collar of Glenn's shirt, dragging the younger man back to his place. Glenn knew it was over, the moment he had locked eyes with Negan it was over.
To be honest, Glenn never had a chance; he was sloppy when running away. Negan knew how to frighten the man enough to get him even sloppier, he was never going to win.
"Don't go too hard." Glenn stumbled over his words, he was too out of breath.
"If I want to tear your ass apart I will." Negan watched the other man just shake his head a little. "Fine, i won't fuck your brains out too much."
Glenn was shoved down to the ground. He couldn't run anymore but Negan wouldn't deny he silently hoped the man would, just to give him a little more fun.
Negan continued to hold the man down, he couldn't help but enjoy the sweet whimpers falling out of Glenn's mouth. Negan wasted no time getting his pants off.
Glenn could feel the tip of Negan's cock rubbing itself against the crack of his cheeks. The younger man tried to cover his mouth to stop all the pitiful moans escaping him, Negan wasn't a fan of that idea.
"No one is going to hear you, let out your moans like the whore you are." Negan was right, no one was around to hear Glenn moan like a bitch. "let it all out."
Just as Negan spoke, his dick quickly made its entrance into Glenn's hole. Stretching his anus open, Glenn couldn't stop the loud gasps and moans from rushing out of his mouth.
no lube, no waiting, just pure raw fucking.
It was a sweet treat for Negan, not having to care about anything other than pounding Glenn's ass. he didn't have a single care about the other man right now; if it wasn't for how loud Glenn was, Negan wouldn't have even remembered it was him he was fucking.
It had been so long since Negan had fucked Glenn like this. Usually, the young man was able to keep his voice down, but not tonight. with his upper body pushed into the forest floor and having Negan use his ass. He couldn't hold back from letting out such passionate moans.
"Your boy-cunt is just too tight." The only thing Negan was struggling with was pulling out. Glenn's hole felt like a vacuum sucking him back in when he tried to escape. "Don't want me to leave that badly?"
All Negan got in response was more moaning; it hadn't even been that long, but Glenn was already fucked out of his mind.
Negan decided to play with him some more, his hand raised up before connecting with the man's cheek. The sound of the slap ricocheted off the tree, Negan didn't stop at just one. His hand came down again and again, leaving the man's ass red and raw. Still, he got no proper response from Glenn outside his whines.
"I'm talking to you." Negan's hand came down again, spanking the man's ass once more. It was getting redder by the second; he wasn't stopping until Glenn gave him a response.
"ough," by now, Glenn's brain was mush. The rough pleasure given to him by Negan totally ruining any chance of him forming a thought. It wasn't helping that, as he spanked the man, he was still continuing to pound his hole.
"Tch, still nothing? I thought you could handle this." Negan was mocking him now. He knew Glenn wouldn't be able to truly handle this, but that wasn't going to stop him, though. His hand came down again; he wasn't stopping anytime soon. "Just gotta say a word, then I'll stop."
Glenn couldn't do anything but writhe about as he tried to do anything. Negan was enjoying seeing how desperately Glenn's body tried to move around. He could tell Glenn had no direction or that he was even aiming for.
The man could barely keep himself up anymore, let alone move away from Negan.
"Ple-ase-" his voice was weak, almost dry sounding, but Negan heard him. In response , Negan just cooed at the man's desperate tone.
"Awh, what was that?" As much as he wanted to continue, Negan still stopped, keeping his word for once. His hands instead rubbed the raw skin of Glenn's ass while he had his final pushes.
Glenn was a mess by now, half his face was covered with dirt, his entire body was coated in sweat, he knew he wasn't going to be able to walk anytime soon.
feeling the liquid filling his ass, Glenn's legs finally gave out once Negan stopped holding him up. Negan paid no attention to Glenn's dishevelled state, his arms wrapped around the man's body. picking him up and tossing him over his shoulder like a sack.
"Don't worry, I'll get you home in one piece."
"You alright?" Glenn just nodded in response, their little adventure had tuckered him out. Negan just sighed in relief, he knew he could be rough at times and he wanted to make sure it wasn't too much for the other man. "Good cause next week I'll tear your ass apart again."
Glenn was getting hard just thinking about doing that all over again.
glegan rambling anyways i made this just 2 post on my tiktok story but yall get it 2
i NEED ppl 2 understand my obsession with glegan for like a single second like it literally has NOTHING 2 do with the canon ive got a whole story set up in my head which matches the vibes of what i make (source: trust me) like they are oomed they can never be together and i URGH,,, im not crazy
anyways how i see them n the canon i have in my head is very simple,,, negan n glenn hooked up a lot, negan obvi doesnt say hes queer in anyway,, glenn is fine with his bisexuality,, negan just cant let go of glenn n the same goes for gleenn with one problem,, negan would never leave lucielle not even for glenn,, glenn is just fed up with it hoenslty, negan acts like his lover in bed and doesnt even like hearing glenn say hes with anyone else yet he doesnt follow the same ideas,, still going out n banging other women on the side,,,
this fucks glenn up so he leaves (like any sane person should do) because if negan isnt willing to get with him seriosuly he knows he has to leave,,, doesnt stop them from missing each other, negan never feels like how he did with glenn with another man again,, he also lwk doesnt try 2 because "he aint gay",, while glenn just cant get over those nights they shared together.
then the apoclaypse starts n life plays out as normal,, glenns moved on to maggie and negan still isnt over glenn he obvi shoves it off to run his group but glenn is still in the back off his mind,,, and this is kind of where ive landed cause imagine seeing ur ex-situationship in the apoc n while ur like trying 2 take control over hsi group like embarasssing!!!!
so i fear i joked a bit too close to the sun n now i may (or may who knws( i am doing this)) be writign a fic about them,,, please cans omeone just like snipe me cause atp it just needs 2 happen