if ur up for it , literally anythingggg glep x reader bc there's like NOTHING for him and he is uber husband material 😔 preferably fluff or cutesy shit
So sorry for taking so long. I graduate highschool in less then a week so as you can imagine I've been SWAMPED with final assignments. Anway, ONTO THE FLUFF.
warnings: none, just fluff
summary: Glep and reader spending Glep's day off together
info: trans male reader, reader is taller then Glep, Glep is not married to Marge, established relationship (dating), reader and Glep live together, reader doesn't work at Smiling Friends, Glep is playing the new Tomgachi game, translations of Glep's words are in purple, reader like the other characters in the show can understand him (I used a translator for the wingon)
While Glep loved his job at Smiling Friends, it wasn't always what people who don't work there would chalk it up to be. I mean, yeah, it could be pretty fulfilling being able to make people happy and smile. But God was it tiring having to sit and listen to people's problems all the time. Sure, that was in the job description but, it's still hard sometimes and can really take a toll after a while. That's why he cherished days like this. Neither of you having to work. No where to be. No expectations. Just you, him, his games and your favorite show on the tv while he's curled in your lap. Just being able to just breathe and be, ya'know?
Which is what you were currently doing. You were reclined on the couch, back on the armrest, hand propping up your head, with sprawling the rest of your body along the length of it. Watching whatever random show had caught your attention recently. You had been bingeing it in your free time, you both had actually. Mainly at night after your work was over for the day. It had become a bit of a routine for you two to curl up and watch it together to unwind after your more stressful days.
However, your attention was partially torn between the show and the game of the small, green critter currently occupying your lap. It was almost as comical as it was cute. So many places to sit and yet, his favorite, go-to spot was always your lap. You sometimes joke that you'd never be able to get a lap sized pet because you think he'd have a terf-war over it.
You chuckle softly at the thought while rubbing gently against the closest side of Glep your free hand can reach. He hums in acknowledgement, leaning into your touch. Your heart swells at the soft, almost subconscious nature of it. You turn your attention once more to his game as he starts to fuss at the screen. "Glep flibbertigibbet thingummy... (Stupid fucking thing...)" It looks like some sort of sim maybe? On the screen you see two characters vaguely resembling you and.. him? Although it doesn't quite look like a critter, maybe the game doesn't have that option. "What's up? Everything ok?" you ask as you watch the "mini you", as you decide to deem it, dodge a flying heart that Mini Glep had apparently blown at it. The sight alone makes you snicker.
"Glep, no, glorp I zorf not ok, blurp! (No I am not ok!)", he practically yells as he whips his head in your direction. "Glep, whizzle you blurp so flibbertigibbet?! (Why are you so stubborn?!)" At this you tilt your head, barely containing your composure enough to ask, "what? What are you talking about?" "Glep, I've gloopy-doodled all for woo-woo, but zonk! You no react-a-roni. Sonic just beep-boops by, and blamo! In love-a-lama?! (I've done everything to romance you but NO you don't react. But Sonic just walks by you and you're in love?!)" At this admission you lose any sense of composure you were struggling to maintain and start laughing so hard you almost cause the both of you to fall off the couch.
You quickly place one hand on the nearby coffee table and use the hand that was previously on Glep to grab onto the back of the couch to try and save yourselves. You try to catch your breath but looking at Glep and seeing how serious he is about this apparent love affair with Sonic that causes you to laugh even harder. "Glep! Zinky doo, blobby flip? Har har funny?! (What?! You think this is funny?!)", he yells, now also trying to stop himself from smiling, trying to still sound stern. "I can't fucking breathe," you're barely able to wheeze out between giggles and gasps for air. This seems to be what finally makes him break his facade of fake anger. He starts to laugh along with you.
After you both finally calm down from your giggle fit you both take a few moments to catch your breaths. You place your hands on his sides to steady him on your lap. "Glep, you glak not floopy blibber blop... (I hope you know you're not off the hook yet...)," he starts dramatically, "Glep, I flibbertigibbet forgive bloop betrayal, glorp. (I don't know how I can forgive such a betrayal.)" This almost sends you into another fit, but you quickly swallow it down. "Oh no! How will I ever be able to regain you're trust? Please forgive me!" you say followed by more giggles. He pretends to think for a moment, maintaining eye contact. "Glep, hurf, I flibbertigibbet way… (Hm, I suppose there is one way…)" he says cryptically. "Oh?~ And what might that be?~ How can such a lowly man as I do to fix this?~" you play along, letting a lazy smirk make it's way onto your face.
"Glep, a kith or thwoo, blargon flibbertigibbet, ease the foo pain? (Maybe a kiss or two would help ease the pain?)" He tries to act wounded as he says it but the smile on his face betrays him. "Hmm~ I suppose it's only fair~," you muse aloud. You then hoist him up and begin peppering kisses all around his face, making loud exaggerated kissing sounds as you do. This sends him into another small fit of giggles. "Glep, ok, ok, zworp tickle zorp! (Ok, ok, stop it tickles!)" he finally says, still chuckling to himself.
You set him down gently in your lap once more waiting for him to settle in before handing him back him console to continue playing the previously forgotten game. Looking over his shoulder you watch as he silently moves around the island, looking at what it's residents are doing. A mischievous grin falls on your face as you catch sight of a certain blue figure. "Oh is that Sonic?~", you say eyeing your boyfriend to catch his reaction. "Glep! Zorp flibnar darenu! (Don't you dare!)," he warns, despite having no real malleus in his tone. "What? Can you blame me? No wonder he stole me away from you~," you tease. This remark seems to earn you a quick whack from a pillow to the face. You lose yourself to another giggle fit as he yells out, "Glep nurf! Bloop I'm floopy gonk! (That's it! I'm deleting him!)" It takes a great deal of convincing him to not do it before he finally agrees, if even for your own amusement before you both settle back down. Each turning back to your respectively forgotten screens.
You've lost all knowledge of where the plot has gone in your show since you had last been looking at it. Oh well, you conclude it was very worth it if it meant you were able to tease your lovely boyfriend.