#glitchesandsecrets

[salesman1997realnotfake]

Uhh…I killed a beehive and it dropped like…SO many dro/dron and wor/ker pronouns, like ten of each…I think there’s one queen/queens in here too…

What can I get for these? Something semi-normal but still stands out, and kinda spacey too.

HMM…

* Spamton goes to the back of the store for a while.

* When he returns, he gives you-

[Yoo] CAN GET [Upwards] TO 3 [of] EACH [o’] THE FOLLOWING:

* He lays out 3 neb/nebs pronouns, 3 sol/suns pronouns, and 3 of the Legendary mar/mars pronouns.

[Watt]’RE YOU [getit]ING?

[salesman1997realnotfake]

yknow, since mettaton is now you, hes the perfect life partner for ya

NO

[salesman1997realnotfake]

I would like to humbly present to you the fish/phish pronounce

OK!

* Spamton’s pronouns are now he/they/it/xe/thon/she/it/they/sans/NA/xe/he/they/te/xe/beep/blub/snail/*@^%/pea/pix/dino/click/elo/clown/worm/partridge/in/in/a/a/a/pear/pear/pear/pear/tree/tree/tree/tree/tree/plea/plea/plea/plea/plea/plea/send/send/send/send/send/send/send/sans/sans/sans/sans/sans/sans/sans/sans/cinna/cinna/cinna/cinna/cinna/cinna/cinna/cinna/cinna/it/it/it/it/it/it/it/it/it/it/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/he/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/she/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/bun/they/temmie/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/they/it/that/this/it/haun/she/him/she/nyeh/fish.

* Spamton now has 160 pronouns.

[salesman1997realnotfake]

I thought of a funny joke

I had a dream where an anon said “kill yourself” (I think it had a /j I forgot) and you responded with a video/gif of the spamton idle sprite being blown up with the Deltarune explosion and sound playing

so I am deciding I will make that happen

(Hey btw the ask this anon is reffering to and sent in after this explanation slapped me in the face so hard I'm responding to this ask instead)

[salesman1997realnotfake]

let’s goooo i love sneks one of my favorite creations

🐍🐍

just for you I get you two of them

all right what’s ya last wish?

...COULD YA [Definition of to get rid of] THE [#glitchesandsecrets on tumblr.com]?

[salesman1997realnotfake]

MERRY [Stabby] CEASAR SALAD [Day’s]

[salesman1997realnotfake]

Dear Spamton:

When divorcing Jevil, did you use your divorce shoes?

I am simply curious.

Sincerely,

Anonymous

...

I [Knead]ED SHOES??????

[salesman1997realnotfake]

*hands you a cheerio* marry me