#glitter functions

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I bet David Bowie is the glitter version of the Sandman.

[ibetdavidbowie]

I bet David Bowie is actually Jareth’s Aboveground alter ego, that’s why he sparkles and his entrances are flawless, it’s also why Bowie hardly looked like he aged for the better part of 40 years, Jareth is inexperienced with mortals and doesn’t really know how that works.

[ibetdavidbowie]

I bet David Bowie exists in the avatar universe as a Glitterbender [x]

[ibetdavidbowie]

I Bet David Bowie's ashes would just consist of glitter, if he were to be cremated, and anyone who consumes it would instantly turn into an insane unicorn.

[ibetdavidbowie]

I bet David Bowie is secretly made of kittens stuck together with glitter glue

[ibetdavidbowie]

I bet David Bowie's a hit at his kid's birthdays parties because he can spread glitter on everything

[ibetdavidbowie]

I bet David Bowie can actually levitate, he just doesn't like to because he leaves a trail of glitter everywhere he goes.

[ibetdavidbowie]

I bet David Bowie stands in front of the mirror watching himself glitter.