#gloriouschaos

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TH4NKS TO 4 LOV3LY 4NON 1 GOT 4 L1TTL3 WH1L3 4GO, TH1S SONG W4S BORN. TH1S SONG 1S WH4T W3 C4LL 4 FUCK1NG B4NG3R.

LYRICS BY TH3 WOND3RFUL tenaciousTachygraph UND3R TH3 CUT

The truth is in the flip of the coin The truth is in the flip of the coin Not in your gilded cage with your embezzled beetles Your heinous actions are not even legal The truth is in the flip of the coin The truth is in the flip of the coin Not in your poison tongue or your acid tears Just the facts are what she hears Here she comes, it’s justice time Heads you might live, tails you will die Too late to run, it’s justice time Flames are burning behind her eyes The truth is in the flip of the coin The truth is in the flip of the coin She’ll slap to sting, but she won’t make you bleed Confess your crimes that’s what she seeks The truth is in the flip of the coin The truth is in the flip of the coin Although your deceit is rank your scales are lush Her stare will turn your bones to plush Here she comes, it’s justice time Heads you might live, tails you will die The flip is good, will you survive? She can’t see it because she’s blind! The truth is in the flip of the coin The truth is in the flip of the coin Because you stole and tried to fudge the truth The last thing you see will be a noose [assorted las]

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S4Y1NG 1T'S B33N 4 WH1L3 M1GHT B3 4 B1T OF 4N UND3RST4T3M3NT, BUT L1F3 H4PP3NS 4ND YOU C4N'T 4VO1D 1T. SO H3R3 1S MY 4POLOGY TO YOU.

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If you'd have told me a sweep ago That I'd be stuck on this fucking rock (Ah, ah, ah) I would have told you a sweep ago Interesting, now get out my block Sorry that I look like a mess (Ah, ah, ah) I booked a haircut but it got rescheduled Rezi's been a little depressed, no So today I'm gonna try just Getting up, sitting down Going back to work Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt I'm sitting down, writing words Singing silly songs I'm sorry I was gone But look, I made you some content Terezi made you your favorite Open wide Here comes the content It's a beautiful day To stay inside

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W3LL, W3 4LL KN3W TH1S W4S COM1NG. VR1SK4, W3′V3 B33N THROUGH SOM3 ROUGH P4TCH3S SO B4S1C4LLY TH1S 1S 4 L1TTL3 FUCK YOU, JUST FOR YOU.

LYR1CS UND3R TH3 CUT, WR1TT3N BY YOURS TRULY.

I told her not to step on the cracks She told me not to fuss and relax Pretty little thing stopped me in my tracks But now she sleeps with one eye open That's the price she'll pay

I called a man and blew out her eye Took her arm too, we watched them wither and die Well, she's lucky that I didn't slip her a smile That's why she sleeps with one eye open, oh But that's the price she'll pay

I said, "Hey, girl with one eye Get your filthy fingers out of my pie" I said, "Hey, girl with one eye I'll cut your little heart out 'cause you made me blind"

She took me out to stare at the sun She said, "Do worry, oh, it's so gonna hurt" Now her reputation's fully clouded with dirt That's why you sleep with one eye open, oh But that's the price you'll pay

I said, "Hey, girl with one eye Get your filthy fingers out of my pie" I said, "Hey, girl with one eye I'll cut your little heart out 'cause you made me blind"

You made me blind You made me blind You made me blind

I said, "Hey, girl with one eye Get your filthy fingers out of my pie" I said, "Hey, girl with one eye Get your filthy fingers out of my pie"

And I said, "Hey girl with one eye Get your filthy fingers out of my pie" And I said, "Hey girl with one eye I'll cut your little heart out 'cause you made me blind"

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Y3S, 1 KNOW TH4T TH1S 1S D1FF3R3NT TO MY USU4L CONT3NT BUT 1 F3LT TH3 N33D TO SH4R3 TH1S 1MPORT4NT M3SS4G3

1 4PPR3C14T3 YOUR 3NG4G3M3NT 1N TH1S TRY1NG T1M3

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(the truth is in the dirt requester) haha, i love what you did with the song! i never would've thought of that, the truth is in the flip of the coin. and your singing was amazing too. i like how you layered your voice. thanks for taking my request!

1'M GLAD MY D34R 4NON, THOUGH TH3 CR3D1T FOR TH3 LYR1CS TRULY GO3S TO ON3 OF OUR ST4FF WR1T3RS WHO D1D 4 F4NT4ST1C JOB W1TH TH3M (T4GG3D 1N TH3 POST).

TH4NK YOU FOR TH3 COMPL1M3NTS ON MY P4RT OF TH3 WORK THOUGH, 1 4M TRULY HUMBL3D.

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hey terezi, could you please do a parody of the truth is in the dirt by karen elson? it might be fun to make it about your scalemates, but really anything that inspires you is fine! i thought you might like the song because it's kinda justice themed c:

TH1S SONG FUCKS S3V3R3LY. 4NON 1 TH4NK YOU FOR TH3 R3QU3ST 4ND 1 SH4LL 4DD 1T TO MY L1ST.

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- gloriousChaos

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Goats! My favorite animal

There are goats in Minecraft now. My favorite animal in my 2nd (third?) favorite game ever. And they can headbutt people! This can only lead to glorious, glorious, GLORIOUS disasters. Goats goats goats goats goats GOATS....*hums a tune made up of the word goats* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjOawX-uGeI use this link for more info, it’s how i learned about the glory of MINECRAFT GOATS.