#gloryposting

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i definitely wasn’t doing this while I was supposed to be working on my ap seminar presentation!!

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Would you look at that! It seems like this very special boy is having a very special day!

And what wonderfully thoughtful gifts he has received!

There’s someone else here too! A very special guest for this very special day!

Happy birthday Ben! Hope you had a lovely party! 😭🙏

(Ben base image under the break, feel free to give him more gifts if you’re feeling generous!)

^hims is

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*takes a hit from a blunt* Bro like imagine you live in a hell world tormented by an evil arch wizard and you’re doing what you can to survive and even try to fight back but you’re litteraly the last man standing after years of war and all your allies are either dead or succumbed to the evil wizard’s spell and you start thinking that maybe there is no hope left and suddenly you meet this complete stranger who says he’s actually the future heir of this civilization and he somehow knows you and the truth of the universe you’re living in and wants to help you kill the evil wizard and then when he risks his life for your shared cause he succeeds but then he dies and then you’re instantly sent into another universe that’s exactly like your own but peaceful and right and you just have to integrate and do your best to live in this new realm and forget about your past and then you see the spitting image of your old dead friend who introduces himself as the first king of this land and welcomes you into his court as a trusted advisor.

Like, man if that were me, I’d dedicate my immortal life to serving that family too.

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POV you’re getting waterboarded by Ben Turk using various assorted beverages