LOADING MESSAGE ... @spiritpyro !!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos. / hayate talking about kai ( @gloryundimmed ) ... maybe? if vivi ever mentions about him?
"Kai, making really good breakfast burritos?" Vivian parrots in utter disbelief before outright scoffing.
"Uh, don't be fooled by the melanin, Hayupin. That useless man cannot cook to save his own life... and trust me, you're definitely better off not knowing him," she goes on to insist while exiting out of her phone's camera reel which had coincidentally showcased his picture. Why, truth be told, she dreads the day he'd actually have to meet him, because Kai himself was as vile as they come; furthermore, she had no doubt in her mind he would go on to share all the sordid details about their sex life. To that end, Vivian would complain about how much he sucked, but she wouldn't dare suggest Hayate come to Canada just to visit him... even though she had him making a plush of her for Kai last year just so he wouldn't feel left out during the holidays.
"Heck, if it weren't for me, all he'd be eating is microwaved diners and leftovers! I mean, I do have him cutting the vegetables on occasion so he isn't sitting on his ass all the time, sharpening his stupid knives, but my point still remains about him lacking the culinary skills to even make nutritious meals!" Vivian goes on to ramble away. "However, he's the type who has no friends... and if I don't pay attention to him, he'll probably die from loneliness; th-therefore, it's only natural that I keep him company every now and then," she then mumbles before sheepishly glancing away.
In truth, Vivian really, really liked him, but that was something she couldn't bring herself to divulge... even to Hayate; after all, the fact she managed to fall for a three dimensional man as trashy as him proved so humiliating, she would rather take it to her own grave than voice it aloud.
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT. — STILL ACCEPTING.












