Aug 23, 2025
Normal daydreams
#My art#Shitpost#Meme#Helix#Max Vyer#Dexter Favin#Gloum#Lol#Max on the outside: 👼✨👑🩷 vs Max on the inside: 👀😈🔞💋#Can't help what he looks like! Only how he acts and thinks#Truly a ZEX to his core - ZEX so handsome and regal and confident and beautiful#And then inside is just The Worst <3 In all the best ways! Max comes by it honest#Looks just a little too long at Dex and he knows Exactly what he's thinking but quietly and politely ignores it#And then thinks about it a lot later hehe#Like he wouldn't also want that! They really do just need to kiss more often#Constant pining! You two need a release valve on it!#Valentine's Day comes through and the longing looks are agonizing to the point where Dex has Max chasing him from room to room#He keeps leaving and Max obviously is watching him like a hawk - there's a very disappointing beat where Dex gives him candy instead#Neither are happy about it and Max is weird about it and they both go to bed hating each other for their mutual attraction lol#Pleeeaaase just kiss you can just kiss!!!!#Fine I'll do it myself and it'll look like this are you happy now you freaks ♥#I mean clearly Max is lol#Doe-eyed fainting ingenues with The Most Desires are always fun#And then uglifying them through puppet-mouth kissing! The absurdity hehe ♪#Do you think Max ever wrote fanfiction between him and Dex#I think so lol#Gotta put that literature degree to good use! A tale of forbidden love between a bodyguard and his ward#Could even dress it up as ZEX/DAX fic! ''These are my dream characters who are aliens and definitely not me and Dex'' *writes them kissing*#Max this only leads to more heartbreak! You've been in ZEX's head! You know how he feels about DAX!! Max no this will end in tragedy!!!#But it always doooooeeeessss~